The Long Road Into Darkness. And The Light At The End Of The Tunnel

When one door closes, another always opens   Chinese proverb

To answer your first question, No, I am not OK, I’m f*cking pissed off! The old saying is that We get the government we deserve. And never has this been more true than today. When you have literally everything on your side, and let a bunch of selfish, self indulgent, vengeful, conspiracy loving pinheads outnumber you at the polls, this is what happens.

But that’s now water under the bridge. This article is made of two parts, The long road into darkness, which explains exactly how we got here, and The light at the end of the tunnel, which explains why it’s not the end of the world. So let’s do an Alice in Wonderland, Start at the beginning. Go on to the end. Then stop.

The Long Road Into Darkness – You don’t need a poli-sci degree to figure this one out. In fact Steve Kornacki did a wonderful job of explaining the basics on election night. So here we go.

Trump turned out to be a swinging pendulum. In 2016 he overperformed, in 2020 he underperformed, and in 2024 he overperformed again. Two examples should do;

• In 2016 Traitor Tot turned out low propensity voters in deep red counties. For example, in the Iron Counties north of Atlanta, Trump outperformed Romney in 2012. In 2020 Biden didn’t so much claw back votes as much as the four year fire hose of Traitor Tot bullsh*t depressed turnout in those counties. In 2024 they came back again in spades
• In 2016 El Pendejo ex Presidente made inroads with Hispanic males. While it wasn’t enough to win the vote, it chipped enough off of the edges of vital Democratic strongholds like Philadelphia, Detroit, Grand Rapids, and Milwaukee to keep Clinton from piling up the numbers she needed there to offset the rural parts of the state. In 2020 Biden clawed them back and rebuilt the Blue Wall. And you guessed it, in 2024 those numbers swung just far enough back to keep Harris from getting the huge numbers she needed to offset Trump’s rural county strength

One more thing on this subject. Never underestimate the power of willful shortsighted stupidity. On January 20th of 2017, Traitor Tot’s Presidential Approval Rating sat at a piss miserable 41%. But in a poll taken 10 days before the election, when asked to rate His Lowness’s presidential performance, he had a 47% approval rating. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. And that’s exactly why I kep screaming during the race to treat Traitor Tot like any other candidate, and give him equal face time! That would have graphically reminded everyone of what an insufferable pr*ck he’s been all along. The media f*cked up, thinking that relegating him to obscurity would give Harris a clear field. Instead it let too many people forget what was right in front of their eyes for four long, insufferable years.

The Light at the End of the Tunnel – I want to start this with an update to an old saying, We have met the enemy, and they are bone f*cking stupid! Never forget this simple fact. Between the whole mob of these pendejo jerk-offs, they don’t have the IQ of a case of canned cling peaches. And as The Peach Penguin has already proven, bone f*cking stupid doesn’t mix well with government authority. Let me explain;

• Let’s just start with this one, the vaunted Project 2025. Ask yourself one simple question. Where did Project 2025 come from? Well, from the Heritage Foundation. And do you know what the Heritage Foundation is? A conservative think tank. And do you know what a think tank is? Think Book smart and Street Stupid. This is where they stick people who have great conceptual thoughts, but can’t tie their shoes. There’s a whole world of difference between concept and implementation. Answer this, would you want a philosopher to do your personal taxes? Not if you want to stay out of Club Fed
• Stupid is as stupid does. The Pampers President is going to surround himself with slavish, brainless sycophants like Stephen Miller. But the simple fact is that government service normally requires government experience. A government is like no other organization in the world. It literally created itself, it makes its own rules, and unlike any other organization in the US, it has no oversight when it changes the rules.
• A simple example. You build a house, and wire it for electricity. When you add a second floor ten years later, you run a whole new series of wires from the power source to the second floor. When you build a third floor 10 years later, you completely rewire the house without removing the first two sets of wiring. Welcome to the federal bureaucracy. This is why implementing Project 2025 is almost impossible. These sh*theads just created concepts without ever integrating them into the existing rules and regulations. Spaghetti, meet wall
• Whether Traitor Tot likes it or not, there is actually a higher power than the DOJ. And that power is called the state bar, and every lawyer in the DOJ has a license from a state bar. And just ask idjits like Sidney Powell, Rudy Giulinai, Jenna Powell and John Eastman what happens when you play fast and loose with the rules. Traitor Tot can bluster about unlawful prosecutions all he wants, but if a DOJ lawyer actually brings an unlawful prosecution, and it’s obvious, he risks losing his ticket to practice law

And here’s the best for last. Bad news Traitor Tot, This ain’t The Apprentice! While you may love telling game show contestants, You’re Fired!, it don’t work that way in the federal government. Most federal non management employees have this nasty little thing called Civil Service Protection. And even unions are jealous of those protections. Go ahead and try firing a half an office of mid and upper level civil service employees and replacing them with brain dead sycophants, and just watch how fast the Class Action Lawsuit for unjust termination, with a temporary restraining order comes flying out of court. And they’ll actually be saving you from yourself, since it takes an average of 5-7 years to train a civil service employee to proficiency. Your toads would crash the whole thing.

And here’s a bonus. Traitor. Tot. won’t. have. time. When The Cheeto Prophet is sworn in on January 20th, he’s already a lame duck. He’s turfed out in four years, and he’s never changing the two term rule. It will take at least a month to get a new Attorney General through the Senate, and more months to get any kind of a mechanism to identify undocumented immigrants, and even more time to set up detainment facilities. And the protests will throw everything into chaos.

And now the mint on top of your pillow. I want to personally thank that far right *sshole Ken Paxton, the Attorney General of Texas.  He more than anyone showed the Democrats how you can f*ck up almost anything with a federal lawsuit. Trump wants to change EPA regulations? Fire off a lawsuit with a temporary restraining order. Traitor Tot wants National Guardsmen to round up illegals? A Posse Comitatus lawsuit with a restraining order while it drags out in court for two years. Pretty much anything Traitor Tot tries to do can be stalled with a lawsuit. Indivisible used the GOP’s 2010 Tea Party playbook to engineer the 2018 Blue Tsunami. And now sh*theads like Ken Paxton is showing the Democrats the way to stall almost anything The Mango Messiah tries to do. Ain’t karma a bitch?

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

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