The Devil Went To Manhattan (A Parody)

A parody of “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” by the Charlie Daniels band

The devil went to Manhattan, he was looking to score a soul

He’d been a little lazy, and his count was running low

He went to Manhattan courthouse, where the easy pickings lay

He thought “just get one quick one, and then we’ll call it a day

He went from courtroom to courtroom, just looking for an easy mark

And when he entered Judge Merchan’s court, his heart sang like a lark

Sitting at the table, all arrogant and bluff

The Devil just smiled, he already knew that he had seen enough

The Devil knew Trump, he’d seen him before

The fat poltroon was an open door

All he’d do is make Trump a winner

Hell, the Devil ‘d be home for dinner

The Devil walked up and then he stood right by Trump’s place

He said, “Son I’m the only one who can help you win your case

Trump turned to his lawyer and said, “You’re fired!”

Then he told the Devil, “Sit down, you’re hired!”

The Devil said, “Before we start we have to make a pact

I can get your out of here with a little magic act

But if I set you free, then I will own your soul

The two shook hands, and the Devil was set to go

The Devil stood up in court, and he cast an evil spell

He told the judge, “The People’s entire case has gone to hell

Their witnesses are liars, and their evidence is one black hole

The judge said “Case dismissed, Mr. Trump you’re free to go

The Devil turned to Trump and his smile was vulpine

He said “I got you off, and your soul is mine”

Trump laughed and said “My soul is long gone, Mister

I gave that up 30 years ago when I married your sister?

The Devil stood in disbelief, then lowered his head in shame

He knew that he’d been beaten, and at his own damn game

Trump laughed and said, “You’re a con man, who tried to take me in?

I’ll tell you you right now son of a bitch, I’M the best that’s ever been

I thank you for the privilege of your time.