Where would we be without the depth of insight of Ted Cruz? Answer: anywhere would be an improvement. Here is the Texas Senator’s take on the political demise of his buddy John Bolton. Of course, it’s not Donald Trump’s fault, or Bolton’s fault, it’s the fault of mysterious forces.

Why doesn’t Trump just open up a Department of Conspiracy Theory and be done with it? Ted Cruz can head it up. After all, we know that Ted Cruz’ father didn’t kill JFK. Elvis killed JFK and Ted Cruz’ father killed Elvis — and then went into partnership with Bigfoot, where they faked the moon landing, and thereby deduced that the earth was flat. Maybe Mike Pence could rewrite the Lord’s prayer, too. “Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in flat earth as it is in flat heaven.” Hey, seriously — is this any weirder than what Cruz just said? Or what Pence spews?

 

 

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      • The good people of Ireland have NOT missed much since the beginning days of the, “winning”, Dotard in the WH … pegged him right with comments about his lack of virtually ANYTHING resembling a world leader’s actions and decisions that would naturally lead to a prosperous and secure world under an umbrella of intelligence, compassion, sympathy, empathy and simple human kindness … damn, I miss the Obama clan ….

        Now about the shit for brains Cruz, wondering if he slams a handful of 223 center-fire cartridges, (damn powerful small bullets with a huge ball of powder behind them in a brass case), through his gold plated AR-15 each morning with his fresh coffee … might explain how he can make that shit-eating lip part such that waving his fist in a maniacal manner, spitting words through gritted teeth is supposed to make his words worth something?

        He apparently missed the Congress’s cold shoulder and his ignoramus, stupid comments only amplify his useless bravado …

        There are numerous examples of puss drooling asshole republicans with big money stashed off shore … still defending DJT and his incompetent swamp … so sad ….

    • OMG, you’re right. Forgive me. And Mike Pence was petitioned by wingnuts who wanted his assistance in changing teaching curricula to reflect that, right after the inauguration. I thought i would fall over when I read that.

    • Exactly! Ted, when, a long time ago … when he was rejected by the Canadians in red jackets riding beautiful horses, trying to hide his extra capacity magazines for his twin Glocks … kept saying things like YA HU, ridem cowboy … horses looked confused, looking back at Cruz, like wtf?

  1. But… The Earth IS flat.
    It only appears round to us because we only exist in two dimensions as well.
    And NOTHING is EVER Tangerine Nixon’s fault, gods don’t make mistakes.

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