Even nature seems to be rebelling against the MAGAts. Where is Hitchcock when we need him? We could have another Birds, right here and now. The image that you see is Trump crony and special envoy, Steve Witkoff. Witkoff has met with Vladimir Putin any number of times, obviously to no avail. So maybe this swan spoke with other swans (they have a great many swimming in the Baltic Sea and northern climes) and the swan population of this world is as disenchanted and dismayed as the human. Here’s Adam Parkomenko’s version of the swan’s thoughts:
Us: Um, hey swan.
Swan: Hey guys! Love the newsletter!
Us: Thanks. So you bit a friend of Trump’s in the nuggets. Why?
Swan: I warned him. He asked me out once and I said no. But he just kept at it and Trump was egging him on. When he tried to grab me by the swan pussy, I decided to take a stand.
Us: Hell yeah! Good for you. Do you feel like you’re being unfairly maligned?
Swan: Sorta. I also just think it’s really fucking stupid this asshole is posting shit like this when the world is on fire.
Us: Good point. Will you keep working at Trump’s club?
Swan: I have to. I’m Canadian and he’s the only guy still hiring undocumented workers.
Us: Well that’s pretty fucked up.
We don’t know about y’all, but we’re sure feeling proud as hell to be Americans this fine Monday. Either that or we’re jealous of our swan friend’s Canadian citizenship. Y’all have a blessed day.
If you didn’t catch Trump’s Memorial Day greeting, he’s calling judges and Joe Biden “scum.” Very conciliatory and unifying, yes?
Bracing words from the commander in chief. So many of our fine men and women in uniform gave the ultimate sacrifice so that the electorate could screw up this country and vote in an individual who is the clone of the dictators that we previously fought to defeat. Shattering when you think of it that way. But look at next month’s circus.
You can now register for free tickets to the U.S. Army’s Grand Military Parade in Washington, a celebration of the Army’s 250th year, scheduled for June 14 – which is also President Donald Trump’s 79th birthday.
Tickets for the parade are limited. The two-hour event, a massive military spectacle and unofficial birthday party, takes place on Constitution Avenue near the National Mall and starts at 6:30 p.m. ET.
Events include Army parachuters jumping from aircraft, landing and giving Trump an American flag for his birthday, Pentagon officials said, according to Axios.
Trump expressed a desire for a large military parade during his first administration. That did not happen, but the president is playing a major role in the Army celebration, which now includes the parade, Reuters reported.
Another day, another erosion of norms. 526 days until the 2026 midterm election.
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Quite the picture. I had a good laugh. I looked at again though and started to wonder…was the swan trying to bite Witkoff’s ‘junk’, or is this his climactic moment after having sexually assaulted (made it give him head) the swan and he’s busting his ‘nut’ into the swan’s mouth? Remember, this is a Trump guy so sexual assault and perversions are common fare. Hell, we’ve got a V.P. who humps couches, so chicken, or swan f**kers aren’t weirdos in Trump’s inner circle. I recall years ago how ShowerCap referred to Devinn Nunes (Pig F**ker) so it wouldn’t be something new!
Ok, it’s what you say. I just hope for the swan’s sake Kristi Noem wasn’t nearby looking for puppies to shoot in the face and it was able to fly away.
Those Canadian swans really know how to hurt a guy. I’m sending several squadrons of Canada geese down to Bedminster this summer. They’ll do their thing on all the greens the night before the LIV invitational. It’ll drive the Secret Service nuts.