Rod Serling was able to write Twilight Zone because as a survivor of WWII, he had cultivated two abilities, one the ability to see how the extraordinary co-exists right beside the ordinary and life can change on a dime, the other the ability to use the imagination as a means of escape from a reality whose intensity threatens to suck you in and overwhelm you. But Serling’s creative genius was nothing compared to Sheriff David Clarke’s, who has a few candidates for key roles in the government. If he keeps going with this, we might be able to cobble together a script, or a parody at the very least, and call it The Wingnut Zone.
Right-wing sheriff David Clarke calls on Congress to establish an independent commission, headed by Alan Dershowitz, to investigate the FBI. He also wants FBI Director Christopher Wray fired and replaced by either Michael Flynn or Ken Cuccinelli. pic.twitter.com/VmhSBi6Zjc
— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) June 17, 2021
When you’ve stopped laughing at the thought of Mr. I Kept My Underwear On, Trump impeachment defense lawyer Alan Dershowitz being the scion of integrity and impartiality, wipe your eyes and try to imagine Michael Flynn running the FBI. This is a phuquing cartoon, but somehow Clarke manages to propose it with a straight face.
And it makes complete sense, his devotion to Epstein-allied Dershowitz and Russian puppet Flynn.
Sheriff David Clarke's 2015 Moscow trip was paid for by Maria Butina. For the NRA, which the New York AG is dissolving for corruption. His FBI choices include Epstein-linked Alan Dershowitz, and Michael Flynn, convicted for lying about his Russian contactshttps://t.co/fzan7dHXPr
— BicycleRob (@BicycleRob) June 17, 2021
Flynn lied about Turkey, he lied about Russia, but absolutely let’s put him in charge of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Capital idea, that. Say, do you think there would be an issue with Flynn being a pardoned felon? Asking for a friend.
Just when you think you’ve heard everything, it gets dumber and dumber still.
I don’t think Flynn is even qualified for that job. (He got fired from his last government job. But that was while Clarke was misrunning the sheriff’s department.) Cooch certainly isn’t qualified.
I don’t think that little sh*t flynn is qualified to pick his own nose.
Clark is all ass-hat and no cattle. He is however a big pile of walking, talking bullshit!
You mean we aren’t already living in the WingNut Zone?! Oh, we are beyond that, we are living in the Q-Nut Zone!!!
Is that better or worse than the Mirror-Mirror universe?
This is all too weird. I used to live in a universe where a lot of tom-foolery went on (it does in all the universes I glimpsed so far), but most (not all) of them had some basic respect for truth or reality. Apologies for my parenthesizing; it’s a sin in my original universe, but not in this one. Creative cursing was an admired trait, but alas, I am not good at it. Keep on keeping on (does that date me?). ?