Now this is a piece that even Melania would laugh hysterically at, wanna bet? Naturally, there are before and after pics of the once legendary Rose Garden, which now looks like it’s an Orange Julius or Howard Johnson patio. But of course MAGA is lionizing Melania for ripping out decades worth of carefully sculpted foilage and replacing it with cement. That takes so much creativity and vision, eh what? I’ll bet Melania had to story board the hell out of the Rose Garden, like Martin Scorcese storyboarding a picture, to get her vision just right. (Yes, her vision involving ripping live plants and pouring cement where they once were: Or, taking paradise and putting up a parking lot.) But this is just TOO weird.
Melania Trump is our luckiest First Lady, because she gets to kiss the beautiful face of our Lord on a nightly basis. pic.twitter.com/LdPZdTGgEy
— Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 (@GaryPetersonUSA) October 22, 2025
Trump looks like he’s turning into the Incredible Hulk here, or maybe The Thing in the Fantastic Four comics. Seriously, he has never looked worse. Is that Botox gone bad or merely the Portrait Of Dorian Grey in reverse?
But “the beautiful face of OUR LORD???” I guess it’s to own the libs. Do you feel owned now or merely nauseous and incredulous?
— EL Seo (@ajukeungaji) October 23, 2025
Anybody looked at The Thing lately?
See the resemblance? At least the thing has a good heart and does right in the Universe, Trump is rotten inside and out.
Well incontinent tweaked GILFS are all the rage in GOP GRINDR
— Muse of Fire 4 (@muse_4) October 22, 2025
Yes, I should have posted a trigger warning. Now you’ve gotten sick all over your keyboard. Again. My bad.
There is one thing that Melania said once that I actually respected. She was on The View or some such show back in the day when she met Trump. She was asked, “Would you have married him if he didn’t have money?” She replied, “Would he have married me if I didn’t look like this?”
At least that was honest. She married an old guy, old enough to be her father, because he was loaded. And he married her because she was an ornament and that’s the extent of it. If that’s the admitted extent of things, fine. Honesty is a virtue I respect.
But this love match fantasy, oh Sweet Jesus Christ on a bagel. That is simply too much to stomach. But I guess a lot of MAGA buys into it. Again, I believe when and if Melania sees this tweet, she will laugh as hard as we are. “The beautiful face of ‘Our Lord.'” OMFG.
And since you’re already dismayed, here’s before and after of Jackie Kennedy’s Rose Garden.
As I said, Orange Julius and/or Howard Johnson. And a lotta cement. I guess Melania concceives of it as Botox for flowers. Who knows?
I was so tired, and thought I was sleepy enough to zonk out relatively quickly. It was a mistake to check the site one last time before turning in. Now I’m afraid to sleep, worried about nightmares of seeing a naked Trump running after ‘Melanie.’ I’m just glad dinner was many hours ago, and it’s been over and hour since I had a glass of water washing down my nighttime meds. Nothing in my stomach to puke out.
As for the Lord/Savior thing it occurs to me that RWNJ Evangelicals try to put their fucking ten commandments anywhere they can. TRUMP is our counter. There isn’t a single one Trump hasn’t violated including number 6 about not committing murder. He’s issued orders to troops to carry out killings/murders in violation of international law and our own military’s rules. Bascially ordered troops to ignore the UCMJ. Yes, technically there’s a clause that states we have the right, even duty to disobey unlawful orders but in the moment it puts troops in an impossible position. They often can’t know when given an order and immediately have to carry it out whether all the laws and procedures for authorizing lethal force have been met. So it’s carry out the order or a conviction at a Special or General Court Martial. Followed by a bad conduct discharge after serving time in the brig. Since the conviction carries the same weight as a civilian felony murder conviction that means someone is screwed for life. So Trump not only commits murder by proxy but ruins lives in the process.
As for those who excuse all his violations of their precious ten commandments and even worship him above and beyond their Jeebus who the fuck are THEY to preach to ME or anyone else that those commandments are the only law we need, and to DEMAND them in govt. buildings, schools, the public square, and in time businesses and people’s homes?
Anway, ‘thanks’ for loading up that image into my brain housing group…
Did you catch Chip Roy going Xian nationalist the other day? “The president calls Jesus King.” Yeah? When was that? I think Roy might be trying to get back into Trump’s good graces. Expect them all to kiss the ring as November of 2026 begins to loom.
But personally, this overt religious dialogue amongst Republicans is backwards and disgusting. We need to observe the separation of church and state. Nancy Pelosi would say things like she was “prayerfully” contemplating this or that. That’s acceptable. But the Dominionist, Xian Nationalist dreck is not acceptable.
Unless Trump plans a religious coup ala Handmaid’s Tale and he’s nuts enough to do it and the GOP is so utterly broken and lost that they are nuts enough to follow. I’ve been saying this for years, how the religious wingnuts should not be underestimated. They’re very dangerous because they can’t be reasoned with. (Even Barry Goldwater said that back in the day.) They can and do justify any outrage in the name of Gee-Suss. They are so full of shit.
Looks like one of those old movie kisses that wasn’t really a kiss.
If Melanoma’s thoughts were visible in a bubble above her empty head it would have said something like: Vell, I be whore but not cheep one. I got payed beegly for do-eeng thees!