O.k. folks, cue up the tiny violins…
Seems like @Mortons would’ve been better off quietly asking prized customer Brett Kavanaugh to strip protesters of their rights so he can eat steak in peace. https://t.co/IeweI6VLnC
— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) July 8, 2022
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Yeah but what was Kavanaugh wearing tho? Was he drinking? I think he was asking for it. You know, with legitimate protests the body just shuts that all down. Besides, the place probably had too many doors.
May he never dine in peace again. https://t.co/Bs8Aab0qtv
— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) July 8, 2022
“brett kavanaugh didnt get dessert” pic.twitter.com/PdocEyrYqG
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) July 8, 2022
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I don't understand why Kavanaugh couldn't just go to another state to eat? Why did he allow himself to get hungry in the first place? 🤔
— LeGate☮️ (founder @ GoodPillow™) (@williamlegate) July 8, 2022
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Thanks to Brett Kavanaugh, Brett Kavanaugh wasn't the only person last night who had to resort to using a back alley.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) July 8, 2022
Drumroll…rimshot…
Sorry, guys. I'm afraid that Brett Kavanaugh does have a constitutional right to eat dinner in peace at Morton's. It's covered under 10A, powers reserved to the steaks.
— Lauren Windsor (@lawindsor) July 8, 2022
Groan…
Oh so when it comes to overpriced steak, Kavanaugh holds that he has
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The right to chews https://t.co/G54NyKdaVs
— Fiddler (@cFidd) July 8, 2022
Breaking Brett’s Dinner Plans
Security footage has leaked from inside Morton’s Steakhouse in Washington DC, where Über Facist SCOTUS, Brett Kavanaugh, had to be lured out of the restaurant by managers, due to his toxic aura affecting the other diners.#BrettLikesBeer pic.twitter.com/RsrR5YOsQ0
— Papi B Dubs, (music/events) (@Papi_B_Dubs) July 8, 2022
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We hear Kavanaugh snuck out the back with his security detail. @mortons should be ashamed for welcoming a man who so clearly hates women.
— ShutDownDC (@ShutDown_DC) July 7, 2022
It doesn't matter if protesters interrupt his meal because Brett Kavanaugh believes dinner begins at reservation
— Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) July 8, 2022
I feel terribly for Justice Kavanaugh.
He tried to make a choice, namely where his body should be and what should be inside of it.
Then a small group of people unrelated to him showed up and made it impossible for him to make that choice.
…hey wait a minute!
— Jay Black (@jayblackisfunny) July 8, 2022
In 2007 SCOTUS ruled against abortion clinic buffer zones because it said they violated free speech. So a young woman can be forced to walk through a crowd of protesters to seek a medical procedure but Kavanaugh can’t do the same to have his meal?
— Coach H (@Hoopgreen) July 8, 2022
Judge Brett Kavanaugh holds “Right to Enjoy Delicious Well-Done Steaks” is clearly implicit in 9th and 10th amendments to US constitution. pic.twitter.com/xFB2ZcUOrb
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) July 8, 2022
” I don’t give them hell. I just tell the truth & they call it hell.” Harry Truman
His face in this photo tells so much about his actual personal attitudes, “don’t talk about my beer”, “next to drugging young women for fun at private parties, BEER is my whole driving force in this world”,.
He chooses to parrot the biggest money, above AND below the table, what a pig he IS … The GOP has just what it wants, set back the women of this country, to a time of house-cleaning, having dinner ready just the way they want it, getting kids to school every day, making more kids whether or not they want to …
My favorite…
I feel terribly for Justice Kavanaugh.
‘He tried to make a choice, namely where his body should be and what should be inside of it.
Then a small group of people unrelated to him showed up and made it impossible for him to make that choice.
…hey wait a minute!’