Is The Onion still in business, anybody know? We know that Irony committed hari kari a while back, she put her head in the oven. Then Farce sat in a bathtub full of gasoline and lit a candle, while Satire jumped off one of the Alps. There’s just no room for them in this post-parody world.
Here is the latest from Candace Dead Bird Brain Owens.
Candace Owens says we should invade Australia. “Australia currently, make no mistake, is a tyrannical police state. It’s citizens are quite literally being imprisoned against their will. So when do we deploy?” pic.twitter.com/t8zHNNVMSe
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 21, 2021
Now in all truth, it’s not that odd that she would ask. You may recall how in the early days of the pandemic Stephen Miller tried to do an end run around DOD secretary Mark Esper and send 250,000 troops to the U.S. Mexican border? That’s almost 25% of the military, total.
And as odd as that was, it really wasn’t if you consider the fact that Trump wanted to launch military attacks on drug cartels inside of Mexico. It was pointed out to him that this would be tantamount to an attack on not only our neighbor but our largest trading partner. So bizarre military interventions of one sort or another are nothing new to the Trump regime. They’re a matter of course.
The US currently has 1.3 million active personal in their armed forces. Current estimates put Australia's kangaroo population at ~34 million. Let them come. pic.twitter.com/NXoClPqpFN
— Patrick Gray (@PatrickM_Gray) October 21, 2021
There’s your answer. The kangaroos will have Owens’ invasionary forces routed in half a day. And the emus are pretty nasty, too, I am given to understand. And don’t forget about the koalas. They only look cute. Go near their eucalyptus tree, baby, and you’re history.