Ronald Reagan made a film about a chimpanzee and its nocturnal habits but Hollywood is missing out on a great movie about the Yellow Crested MFer, a thoroughly despicable being that currently roosts in the White House and destroys not only that structure, but other structures that create great art. The MFer has many strange attributes but its inability to stay awake while important (some would say “crucial”) state business is taking place has caught the eye of the Governor of California, one of the natural enemies of the MFer.
President Trump remains the MOST ACCESSIBLE, energetic President in history. 🔥 pic.twitter.com/RhjEl5qM87
— Governor Newsom Press Office (@GovPressOffice) February 12, 2026
Yes, you can FEEL the energy. You see the MFer’s level of energy and you ask, “Did he just win an Olympic event? Or merely pick up a fake trophy for doing same?”
It’s said that lions sleep with their eyes open but no known species conducts affairs of state with its eyes closed — save for the MFer. He is unique in this regard.
Maybe Melania’s next movie can feature David Attenborough following the MFer around, something Melania would rather pay for than do herself, of that we are certain.
Nice observation of the free range MFer in his natural state.
Bedtime for DONzo?
“Hollywood is missing out on a great movie about the Yellow Crested MFer, a thoroughly despicable being that currently roosts in the White House and destroys not only that structure, but other structures that create great art. The MFer has many strange attributes but its inability to stay awake while important (some would say “crucial”) state business is taking place has caught the eye of the Governor of California, one of the natural enemies of the MFer.”
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