It’s yet another first in Trump world, ladies and gentlemen. Step right up and hear how a recovering crack addict conspiracy theorist pillow salesman took a meeting with the national security adviser and White House counsel, in a desperate eleventh hour ploy to keep Donald Trump in office. About the only place they can go from here is to bite the heads off of chickens. That, too, may come. It’s only Saturday.
What you need to know is that Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy, was likely acting as messenger boy and bringing in a wild plan to the White House because Trump is cut off from Twitter and Facebook and so the “plans” for the coup d’etat couldn’t be transmitted that way. (And the carrier pigeon is extinct, right?)
Once up there, he insisted on meeting with Cipollone. It got contentious, in part bc supposedly on the blacked-out part of his notes was something about how Cipollone should be fired.
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) January 16, 2021
Lindell insists the papers he was holding, which were photographed and visible, didn't reference "martial law." An administration official says they definitely referenced martial law.
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) January 16, 2021
O'Brien, to be clear, was not encouraging this, per administration officials. No one was.
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) January 16, 2021
Among the items on Lindell's list was replacing O'Brien. The national security adviser, seeking to end the conversation, said if there was evidence of what he was saying it should go to the White House counsel, and he steered Lindell upstairs to the counsel's office.
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) January 16, 2021
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— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) January 16, 2021
Portrait of a man trying to get an audience and failing, here in the Twilight Zone. Cheer up, we’re now half a Scaramucci away from the end of this farce. That said, don’t think it’s going to get any less crazy. Like the e-rides at Disneyland, this will shake, shudder and wrench your guts until the ride is finally done — and then America will collectively stagger for the nearest alka seltzer while we try to gather our wits.
Boy, Death will be a check on these arrogant soulless aholes. Of course, Death is fake news. “Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” Mike Tyson….what a philosopher!
The fbi needs to be notified of trump and the my pillow guy lindwell
Lol yall funny my stomach hurts
Your stupid master will be kicked out soon.
Maybe I missed something? Who is the communist?
I’m sure they know.
Pathetic.
Not to worry, carrier pigeons haven’t gone extinct. It’s just that Trump has made the WH so disgusting and toxic that like any other breed of pigeon they won’t even both to get close enough to shit on it! (Much less land long enough to let someone remove a message)
I’m reminded of the scene in High Anxiety where mel brooks is running & hiding & hides in a room with a big square opening lined above with pigeons arses. Of course they all let loose on him. Good metaphor for frump.
Why did I recently see CVS selling Lindell’s excrement in its stores?
Head on back then to ur fascist, racist chatrooms. You guys could never tolerate the truth to begin with. That’s why you worship a man who has proveably lied 30,000 times. By the way he said he was going to the capital with you boys & girls. Instead he went home to watch tv. Hahahahaha
Lindell reminds me of Rudy G. Both arrogant, egotistical and incompetent.