OMG. This is a howler. Even for Ivanka Trump, this is beyond belief. Vanky doesn’t want to be hailed into court next week to testify against Daddy because she’s too busy getting her kids off to school. The fact that she believes that anybody, I mean any living soul on this planet, is stupid enough to think that she’s actually taking care of her kids and can’t break away for a day or so to testify, without it causing “undue hardship” is a complete scream.
And even if all the servants suddenly upped and died all at once, Vanky could easily hire in new ones, or even, guess what? Have Jared get the kids off to school while she went to court. But no, we are to believe that a couple with billions of dollars in the bank, (at least Jared is in control of managing $2 billion in Saudi money, that we know) simply lack the resources to get their children fed and off to school in the limo. Mary Trump isn’t buying it.
BREAKING NEWS: Ivanka Trump asks to pause the NY fraud trial, says her testimony during a “school week” creates an “undue hardship.”
As always, Ivanka has her finger on the pulse of the hardships faced by America's working men and women.
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— Mary L Trump (@MaryLTrump) November 2, 2023
“our children with the governess when we have to travel out of town to testify in their grandpa’s fraud trial? She’s such an entitled asshole.”
Sorry, Ivanka. If you’re looking for sympathy, try the dictionary, between shit and syphilis.
— Jeanne Brennan💙✨️💛 (@jeanneenabottle) November 2, 2023
Nobody is buying your bullshit, Ivanka. Just pack a Gucci bag and bring your ass to court. Or, hey, I got it: get Kim Kardashian to take care of the kids. Or get whomever took care of them when you went to her birthday party, just last week. That wasn’t an undue hardship to fly from Miami to Los Angeles, now was it?
She may recite the epilogue for this sordid play, and maybe the family’s epitaph: “The truth will set you free, but not until it is finished with you.” (David Foster Wallace)
The first question in court should be “What are your children’s names and birthdays?”.
I absolutely believe Ivanka has a “saferoom” somewhere, nicely-furnished and sound-proofed, where she can talk to herself in her real voice and curse as loud as she wishes about her victimhood at the hands of Big Daddy! No human being talks in such soft-spoken, measured tones naturally and some days she barely makes it to that room before the psychologically-cleansing explosion!