The never Trumpers at the Lincoln Project took a look at the dotard’s clown makeup from last night in New Hampshire and came up with a inspired choice for their latest Twitter post – “Name this Foundation Shade”.
While the folks at Starbucks are undoubtedly grateful that the Orangeutan is straying from his pumpkin spice/traffic-cone pallet, his new “studies in taupe” look leaves a lot to be desired, particularly when it looks as though it was applied using a garden trowel and a dime store paint brush.
As for what to call that particular color, I am torn between 40,000 Mile Oil Change and Dog-Park Tennis Shoe Sole, but The Lincoln Projects’ followers came up with lots of other hilarious ones for us to consider:
"Capitol Sunset" – when you want to look impeached by dusk.
— TwitTales (@xplorelevate) January 24, 2024
Classy.
Dye Already
— Julie aka The Wild Bore (@comedianjulie) January 24, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
"Tangerine Tyrant" – for that authoritarian glow.
— TwitTales (@xplorelevate) January 24, 2024
Viktor Orbán would like that one.
“Putin-Pooper-Motor-Boater”
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) January 25, 2024
😂😂😂
Shart
— RL Hernandez (@elpollokid) January 24, 2024
I like it, short and on point. 😂
Diaper beige.
— Helene Bolduc (@skyriders1) January 24, 2024
What are you feeding that kid?
Basted.
— Michigan GOP Watch (@MiMagaWatch) January 24, 2024
Um, I think Jr. has trademarked that one.
Even the ads in the thread are funny…
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Pool hall ceiling.
— Jeffrey Luscombe (@JeffreyLuscombe) January 25, 2024
A mis-spent youth, I presume…
Part of his Fartman costume! pic.twitter.com/Fffph9FxYJ
— White Fang (@RWhiteFang) January 24, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Oompa Loompa pic.twitter.com/lKnM6zcOqf
— Fred Francis (@fredjfrancis) January 24, 2024
😂😂😂
Paint Huffing Mugshot™ pic.twitter.com/Q3QWW5Dq8f
— Warren (@swd2) January 25, 2024
Yup.
— Kris1980 (@Kris1980) January 24, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Syphilis mustard
— Florida Dem (@edimatise) January 25, 2024
Ewwwwww…
Rustoleum 222011
— Keith Olbermann⌚️ (@KeithOlbermann) January 25, 2024
Hey, Keith, how’s about those Yankees?
Ding! Ding! Ding! Folks, I think we have a winner.
Char-a-Lago
— Rollin Reisinger (@RollinReisinger) January 24, 2024
Well, that was fun but personally I look forward to his Loser Sucking Lemons Selection due out in the fall…
Cadaver sunset…An afterglow as the sun sets on the almost dead.
looks like a hail Haley to me!
Color: how the eff did this mofo con so many idjuts and have such a cult following. (Or more succinct: poop in the brains)…. The cologne recommendation: essence of stanky evil
Before reading the entries I was thinking “Shit Coated Orange Peel” and trying to figure out a way to shorten that. Then I saw the entry “Shart” which at first seemed perfect. And it’s damned close. But maybe “Shart Orange” could be it. I’ll bet when he looked at the video to “bask in the glory” he went batshit crazy at how bad it looked. I wonder how many heads rolled – right over to the unemployment office.
orange vincent peel
shart-reuse or bronx #5 hydrating concealer
he must go through barrels of this crap. I bet he doesn’t even cleanup or shower.
just keeps painting those walls of his face and tiny hands.
he should look into getting steam-cleaned some day. good for the pores they say.
Char-a-Lago gets my vote. Bravo. (throws roses)
Mierda mustard
Ding Dong! Avon Calling
It’s that word that rhymes with “Orange”…
I’m on board with 40k oil change, but I’m also thinking McDonald’s grease bucket blush.