This is primo. This is a takeoff on those gawdawful commercials for oldies but goldies that you see play on local broadcast TV at 3:00 a.m., right about the time the MyPillow ads come on. Insomniacs, winos, degenerates of all stripes and flavors, this is the purchase for you, “Trump’s Greatest Conspiracies.”
Now you can get all of Trump’s greatest hits in one collection! A portion of your purchase goes straight to Donald’s indictment fund- he’s going to need it! pic.twitter.com/yu2qc8rULZ
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 4, 2023
This is a great image. ****Trigger**** You can’t unsee this.
Suet Thanos from MAGA: Endgame https://t.co/nqMaRpAo7x
— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) August 4, 2023
And here’s the rest of the clown car.
Stop calling them “conservatives” and call them what they are, “extremists”. They chose Trump over America. They’re a threat to our democracy, and they’re still in office. pic.twitter.com/dyH5Ftozik
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) August 4, 2023
Even Richard Nixon would say: enough.
At the time we couldn’t imagine anyone being worse than Nixon.
I miss those days.
From the (strictly unauthorised) Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump (well worth reading really when read in context)
I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WHINER
I own the largest winery on the east coast (CNN 12 April 2016)
I do whine
We make the finest wine ((CNN 3 March 2016)
Because I want to win
And I’m not happy about not winning
And I am a whiner
Many different kind of wines (Albemarle Estate, Virginia 14 July 2015 )
And I’m a whiner and I keep whining and whining until I win
And I’m going to win
(Unattributed lines are all from CNN 11 August 2015)
With apologies to the original, how about “Orange Orange WHINE?”
Those are all genuine Trump quotes Denis (it’s just more fun when they’re swapped around in sequence LOL)
‘The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump’ Created by Rob Sears
ISBN 978 1 78689 227 0