For the nth time I must observe, nobody would believe life in Trump world if it was written as a script. Today Trump world met Water World, literally. 911 calls came pouring in to the Sheriff’s Department as boats in a Trump boat parade on Lake Travis in Austin, Texas began to sink. Not just one, several.

Ain’t it grand? Rescue swimmers, divers. My God, it sounds like an old Irwin Allen disaster movie. And he did TV, too. Remember, “Voyage to the Bottom Of The Sea?” We could do a spin off, “Voyage To The Bottom Of The Campaign.”

We’ll get an atomic submarine and call it the Trumpview. It will be powered by a combination of Douglas Adam’s Improbability Drive and Trump’s polls. And the captain will look at the polls coming in and intone, “Dive, all dive” and the Trumpview will just keep going down, down, down, knowing no bottom, as indeed Trump the man does not.

Life comes up with metaphors that writers wouldn’t dare.

 

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  1. Just saw this and have to resist the impulse to shake my head repeatedly upon hearing. One right-wing Twitter twit who I will not name was suggesting that this was deliberate sabotage by dark forces. No, it’s more likely that god too many evangelicals don’t actually know sending a clear signal on how he’s anything BUT on their side.

    • If we want to get metaphorical about this administration, in the past four years there have been any number of noteworthy celestial events. There have been eclipses, blood moons, comets, near misses by asteroids. I haven’t had the time to calculate it all yet, but I can tell you as somebody who looks through telescopes and keeps an eye on these things, this is atypical. I even said to one evangelical years ago, “It says in Genesis that God made the heavens ‘to give signs.’ Maybe he’s giving signs he doesn’t like Trump.”

      • For real, Ursula…these people suffer Cassandra Derangement Syndrome. By that, I mean that they are given the signs and the proof and they STILL don’t believe it. Then the bottom falls out and they wonder how this could happen. “Man is, on the whole, less good than he believes himself to be or wants to be.”–Carl Jung

  2. Driving boats at a speed that creates maximum-height waves is stupid, even if you want to “own the libs”.
    (I noticed that the boats that were swamped were mostly *not* flying flags for Himself. Also not many masks, and a lack of lifejackets, which should be required there as they are in CA.)

  3. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……..

    *takes deep breath*

    …HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

    Jeezus…….*wipes away tear*…….*snort*

    • I want to do my show, “Voyage To The Bottom Of The Campaign.” i think it’s a wonderful idea. We can have octopuses that grab Rudy Giuliani and squirt ink all over him, we can have giant starfish that Ivanka makes into jewelry and hires people at sweatshop wages to reproduce, we can have it all.

  4. Well, trump supporters create a situation where a gun is useless and they call on the socialist 911 system and fire department. They should be ashamed of being such snowflakes and lacking in integrity. Actually glad no one was hurt but the hypocrisy is appalling.

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