Again, you can’t make this stuff up. Although if a screenwriter did this particular spin on the Noem marriage, it would be quite hilarious. Byron Noem, husband to Kristi, is a cross-dresser who specializes in “bimbofication” i.e. an obsession with enormous breasts. Yes, you just read that. Daily Beast:
The Mail reported that it obtained hundreds of messages involving three women tied to his “bimbofication,” a fetish that involves roleplaying as a hypersexualized Barbie doll by donning massive breasts and figure-hugging clothing.
Bryon himself has dabbled in the online community under the pseudonym “Jason Jackson,” with photos published by the outlet showing him stuffing balloons into a tight-fitting shirt to give the appearance of big boobs while posing with a pouty face. Other images showed Bryon wearing hot pink and pastel-colored biker shorts.
“It’s called bimbofication. People who modify their body to look like a doll. The Barbie look,” one model told the Mail. “His kink is for huge, huge ridiculous boobs.”
Kristi and her alleged lover, Corey Lewandowski are ridiculous boobs so it’s no wonder that Byron lived with them for so long.
“How are your boobs?” he once asked her [a model.] “Would you ever go bigger?”
When the model responded by sending Bryon racy photos, he reciprocated the gesture by sending selfies wearing skimpy outfits.
“You turn me into a girl,” he said. “Should I put on leggings?”
The Mail also found a PayPal account belonging to “Jason Jackson,” which regularly sent the model deposits between $500 and $1,000. Bryon reportedly sent $25,000 in payments via PayPal and Cash App to his online pals.
Everybody needs a hobby, right. And if Kristi can cosplay, why not Byron as well. My only question is what will these people come up with tomorrow?
Good Lord, boobs on boobs. This isn’t a government, it’s a costume party in a loony bin.
From my husband: It’s as close as he can get to the Mar-A-Slobo look *dies laughing* or, from me, is he boob-envious of his wife? *snerk*
The Best People™ still.
Fron the party of ‘ Family Values™ ‘