You can find something to be miserable about if you try hard enough. Just ask the folks at Fox News and Kellyanne Conway in particular. The new Superman movie has dropped, it’s summer blockbuster time and all that, and for most people it’s a time to reminisce about other variations of the Superman myth, the comic universe, all the things that we grew up with for generations now. But Kellyanne manages to find political subversion everywhere she looks. It is truly incredible.
Dear @KellyannePolls Superman began his life as Kal-El on Krypton. His loving parents saw that their planet was dying so to save him packed him into a spaceship that landed in Kansas and was discovered by Martha and George Kent.
Kal-El was an illegal alien. Like Jesus. YW.
— colleen (@waysandmeans71) July 7, 2025
And you can find negativity everywhere if that’s how you’re wired. I’m sure we have all known people like that.
Superman has also been seen as an allegory for the Jesus story, insofar as his true father is someplace else in the galaxy and sends his son to earth, where good local people raise him as their own child. But that was then and this is now. Now Superman is Superwoke and that is bad.
And Jesse Watters’ stupid crack about MS-13 is just his usual frat boy idiocy passing for wit. But it is amazing that not even an American institution, which the Superman character surely is after almost 100 years as part of the public imagination, is safe from the projections of these MAGAfied and ossified brains. Nothing is sacred any more. Not one thing. But I hope they keep giving Superman free press. Soon it will be the new Barbie, which was also trashed for being woke.
Hey Kelley…I hear there’s a photo of your ass with a MS 13 tattoo…when are you leaving for El Salvador? It’s an ‘alternative fact’. Remember those lies?
Kelly said people were sitting for the national anthem and God Bless America. God Bless America is not the national anthem, but I guess we’ll complain about that too.
Complaints are useless…informed voting is all that counts.