Payback is a bitch. And she’s in heat. Rowdy Roddy Piper They Live
It’s not just hard to feel sorry for all purpose scumbag Gym Bag Jordan, it’s damn near impossible. Jordan has been in the US House for almost 14 years now, and he has never been the lead sponsor of a House bill that was passed into law. In fact, an independent, non partisan congressional rating group put him a 202-205 of the House members they rated. Gym Bag Jordan does to Washington DC for two reason’s, to raise money to funnel into his personal pockets, and to appear on FUX News.
And now Daddy’s little man wants to be the next Speaker of the House. And of course, because it’s Jordan, it’s a worked in a class sh*t show. First he went up against veteran GOP House operative and House Majority Whip Steve Scalise, and in a word, got whipped. To the point that he tucked his tail between his legs and threw his support to Scalise, even offering to nominate him from the floor of the House. Scalise couldn’t cut the mustard, and dropped out. In the 2nd round Jordan went up against a dude with no whip operation, and completely unknown outside of his district, and still came up some 95 votes short of the gavel.
When the going gets tough, the tough get wimpy. Jordan spent this weekend working the phones, and also having his closest supporters working the phones, actively threatening NO votes if they didn’t fall in line. But then Jordan went bottom feeding, and whined to his friends in low places, the slugs at FUX News. A Sean Hannity producer has already copped to the fact that he contacted multiple resistant House members, telling them to wake up, or face the wrath of the conservative voters. The Manatee himself sent an e-mail to resistant members telling them to knuckle down and get in line, and personally called at least one GOP House member. If that’s the best that Jordan has, then he ain’t got much.
And that includes the votes to become Speaker. Due to his weekend Gestapo tactics over the weekend, he’s at least competitive, but he’s not there yet. And he likely won’t get there either. Because the kind of moderate GOP House members who are opposing Jordan are not likely to be swayed by mental midgets at FUX News, and neither will the McCarthy loyalists still resisting him. But being almost as big of a political imbecile as his overlord, Jordan has scheduled a floor vote on his nomination for 12 noon EDT tomorrow. Let’s see if that goes off as planned as not.
And now, with all this angst and uncertainty, Gym Bag just got the worst news imaginable. He’s about to be front and center in a brand new documentary. The documentary, already in production, is the work of the annual sexiest man alive, and progressive stalwart George Clooney. And you guessed it! The documentary is dealing with the Ohio State University wrestling scandal which alleged that the teams physician was a serial social predator. And Clooney has already confirmed that it will do a deep dive into the alleged involvement and inaction of then assistant coach Jim Jordan.
Ladies and gentlemen, this isn’t going to be pretty for Jordan. According to whispers leaking as teasers from the production, there are eight different wrestlers, over a number of years who all claimed in appropriate behavior by the team physician, and all claimed that they had personally informed Jordan, who did nothing. Wore yet, several claim that the physician’s behavior was an open secret to not only the coaching staff, but university officials as well. All of whom did nothing.
Jordan had better hope that this documentary doesn’t come out for more than a year yet. If, as I expect it will be from George Clooney, this is professionally produced and filmed, Jordan is in deep. HBO has a massive audience, which will of course include Jordan constituents. The Clooney name alone will assure massive viewership. If the wrestlers come off as sincere and believable in their interviews, and if investigation shows depraved indifference by the coaching staff and school administrators, it doesn’t matter if Jordan gets charged or sued, he’s dead in the court of public opinion. Jordan is about to find out why previous GOP House Speaker Dennis Hastert paid so much money to his victims to keep them quiet. And he still went to the clink.
I don’t know what’s going to happen at noon tomorrow on the House floor. My best guess is that if Jordan doesn’t have the 217 locked up solid, they will delay the vote. MSNBC has already reported that there is grumbling out there from moderate GOP members that if this isn’t done by the end of the week, there is no choice but to deal with Democrats for a moderate caretaker Speaker to get the House back in gear. If Jordan goes down tomorrow, and I think he would, there is nobody left for the MAGA wing to nominate who can get 217 votes. It’s just that simple.
But that’s professional humiliation, and everybody already knows that Jordan doesn’t give a sh*t about his professional reputation as long as the donations keep rolling in, and he keeps getting his smarmy face all over FUX News. But if that documentary anchors him with previous knowledge of the sexual abuse going on, and did nothing to stop it once he was advised and aware, then that’s personal. And all of the screaming, yelling, fist pounding, and insults in the world won’t make Jordan anything but lower than pond scum. Exactly where I’ve always considered him anyway. Don’t touch that dial.
I agree with MSNBC. I can’t see how Jordan and cronies can keep going through round after round of futile votes.
I’ve been keeping my eyes peeled for a release date on that HBO documentary. if you see it first, let me know.
If Scumbag, Gym Bag Jordan becomes Speaker, we might as well shut the door and turn out the lights…he’ll destroy what’s left of the Country and the Constitution! Makes me sick to my stomach!!!! :/
He can be a pain in the ass, but he can’t abrogate the constitution…See my article under construction for that…
I’ve been sick since Nov 2016.
If his last lifeline is Sean Hannity and FOX, that clearly shows the chaos the GOP has brought on itself, and America by being owned by MAGA. So much of this is personality driven. And that may be the House’s last hope. Jordan also defied a House subpoena from the Jan 6 Cmte. That alone should be a disqualifier to his speakership bid.
As I said earlier tonight he’s too goddamned close for comfort. I hope, I really do that come noon tomorrow he doesn’t have the votes. He claims he’s going to force it to the House floor (whether there will be a roll call and everyone will have to go on the record and face whatever wrath from MAGAs Hannity and Fox (again, where has Trump been?) on the holdouts. Given the people that flipped over the past three days who will now support Jordan it’s clear the intimidation campaign is having some success. We can only hope it falls well short. By say at least fifteen and preferably twenty votes which should be enough to put Jordan’s nomination on pause for a while.
In the meantime WTF is taking so long for more concrete stuff from that documentary to come out? As I said earlier in my own article folks in journalism sure as hell aren’t willing to highlight this and that a lawsuit, one in which Jordan’s name will get dragged through the mud is coming. Some documentary coming out well into next year will be too little too late to save things. If Jordan gets the gavel there will be a shutdown. While Biden has all of next spring and summer to tout his successes a shutdown will f**k everything up. Yes, the GOP will take the heat BUT it will keep President Biden from getting his approval rating up where it needs to be.
So come on Clooney. Hit us with a bombshell in the morning!
Another MAGA twat that’s about to suffer the indelicate, injudicious, application of his personalised ‘dildo of consequences’ – in documentary form no doubt, according to your reveal above. A reveal, that’ll be quality controlled by a commensurate professional, as you’ve named and described him, above, as the “… sexiest man alive, and progressive stalwart George Clooney…” Springboard out of that transparent little celluloid tell-all Jim Bags. We’ll all be waiting to see how finessed your pathetic escape act will be. Not!
If Jim Jordan becomes Speaker of the House, I hope all of those Ohio State wrestlers come out of the woodwork and jump online and hit up every broadcast and tell everyone once again how Jordan knew they were being sexually abused by the team’s doctor and did nothing about it.
They already have. They made their disgust known in a very loud and public forum. Doesn’t seem like the Trump Troglodytes care about gay sexual assault, despite how much they are homophobic.
Oh, I am a YouTube junkie and I can pretty much guarantee unless someone is holding their families hostage there’s a group that said they would vote for Jordan on the 1st ballot. Take special note here of the number in that statement. One! One vote for Jordan. That’s it. They would sooner make a deal with the Democrats. And they already knew he didn’t have the rest of the votes so they were safe doing their duty. Now they would sooner vote for a fence post. They are talking about making the temporary speaker have more temporary power for a month to get work done while the work on a speaker. And they are in talks with the Democrats. Just to keep the dialogue open. What you shouldn’t forget here is that Hakim Jeffries got 212 votes. In that last vote. Just so everyone knows, the republicans have to get 217. They have like 219. But the problem is that no matter what. There’s at least 20 votes in any direction that will not vote for the guy they put up. Unless they manage to dig up Abraham Lincoln they aren’t going anywhere with this speaker nonsense. This is going to go on for awhile. The great Matt Gaetts really screwed up the whole government. And I remember hearing something about that Clooney thing. Been trying to think of that Dr.show and just can’t remember. But Clooney was great in that. There were a couple of girls to. One went to be a lawyer and that was awesome. There was another but don’t remember what she did. Getting old. Good thing I like oatmeal. Probably sit in front of the window and eat my oatmeal and watch cars go by.