Pots and kettles of the world, drop whatever you’re doing because only seeing this will be believing it. Donald Trump Jr. can barely keep his eyes open. I don’t know if he’s taken downers to deal with his usual “animation” as he calls it, but he’s pretty slow here. If he gets any slower he’ll be like that gag segment that Jimmy Kimmel used to do, “Drunk Trump.” That was funny back in the day but is no longer because Trump’s rambling excesses are the new abnormal. So is this, evidently.
The dude can barely open his eyes today. pic.twitter.com/rZsIZbl0lY
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) October 15, 2025
High above Mt. Bake, high where the eagles fly. And what I love is that, in this condiion, Junior’s sermon on integrity, accountability, all that doesn’t exactly ring true. It makes one want to ask, “How long since you’ve taken a sober breath, if you can remember?” The answer to that would be mesmerizing.
Or, Junior may believe he is sober. This I have seen with people who are wayyyyy far gone, they’re think they’re just fine. What’s the matter with you?
🤣🤣🤣. Good one!
— NellCote (@Carmela2008) October 17, 2025
If a drone did blow his ass up, he wouldn’t feel it. Seriously, I have had oral surgery where they give me not only the novacaine but the laughing gas and a few tranquilizers and I’m flying, feeling no pain. I bet you could pull Junior’s teeth right now without the novacaine.
“High as giraffe pussy.” You see, class, we learn something new every day here on PZ. Just keep showing up here every day, all knowledge will be imparted to you.
I keep wondering when Junior’s going to end up in the ER. Maybe that’s already happened to him. I have known a number of drug addicts and it is a tough climb back. Junior is still young and that’s his main advantage but if he was in the “real world” he would never be able to hold down a job in this condition.
He gets asked to sit on boards of companies because of who he is and the influence he has, but not the actual knowledge or skills he possesses. What those might be, somebody please tell all the rest of us.
I’ll tell you something, I don’t envy this guy. I may be old and poor but at least I’m not looking at a long and excruciating detox and believe me, from all outward appearances, that’s precisely what Junior is looking at.
You know how I love to end with a mood video.
DT Jnr is lecturing us on ‘self-awareness’?
Irony is dead.
Is DT Jr sufficiently self aware to provide such sage advice, or is he projecting through some acquired psychotropic haze, perhaps?
Much as I appreciate Slowhand and especially what the royalties from his cover of “Cocaine” did for JJ Cale, I humbly suggest you check out JJ’s live 6-7 minute version on YouTube.
I think I did hear that once. Did it have some female back up singers doing the “she don’t lie” lyric? If we’re thinking of the same version, yes, it was great.
“eight miles high, and when you touch down…it’s stranger than known”…the Byrds
He’s at least eight miles high.
‘Driving his train, high on cocaine; Junior better watch his speed. Trouble ahead, trouble behind; Needs to take downers, or lose his mind.’