Far be it from me to claim I know how the cool parties work in NYC.
Being the politics and Major League Baseball nerd that I am doesn’t get me invites to the cool parties here in the boontoolies let alone in The Big Apple.
But apparently, unbeknownst to pretty much everybody, Don Jr. was once a maven of the Manhattan Cool Party Circuit… that is until Daddy ran for President and promptly began selling out the whole damn country to Putin and his oligarchs, and the invites from the mean ole libruls started drying up.
He took his complaints to the Dragon of Budapest himself, Sebastian Gorka, who undoubtedly also has problems with his cool party invites delivery.
Whah fucking whah.
Meanwhile, back in the real world . . .
Manhattan never loved the Trumps or thought they were cool. They were always seen as crass, mob-adjacent trash from Queens.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) October 3, 2022
No! Say it isn’t so, Betty!
And by money he means everyone else's money.
— Chris Kelly (@FalconRacer67) October 3, 2022
Yup
— Sergius Q. Paulus (Esq) (@BlaqueIcedQuofi) October 3, 2022
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— BaJGT50 (@BarbJoan1) October 3, 2022
If only, Joe.
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Any party Jr. was invited to was by definition NOT cool.
— EL GUAPO! (@ElGuapo99196148) October 3, 2022
Yup
— Eduardo (@eduboltito) October 3, 2022
Harsh.
Trump Sr always complained that celebrities didn’t give him the time of day. He thought that running for president would give him a chance to fix that. They still ignored him. Nobody wants to be around trashy mobsters.
— millie lencioni (@cubzfab) October 3, 2022
— Brock Savage (@BrockSavage8) October 3, 2022
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Truth Alert:
Junior has been a LOSER his entire life. He has no true friends. He hunts defenseless large animals to try and release his undescended testicles.— cjmmn (@ChuckCjmmn) October 3, 2022
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Hey Republicans: Junior says you don’t throw cool parties.
— PWtham11 ☮️ (@pwtham11) October 3, 2022
Yup
WTF??… Junior has been partying with his friends…Pearl, Big C, Snow Bunny, Flake, Candy, Toots, Cookie, Rock, Ms. Cola, and Mary Jane all weekend!
😎💨💨💨 pic.twitter.com/pL1Vit5bk0— ✨ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓑𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓮 𝓑🐝🐝✨ (@3SidecarsPlz) October 3, 2022
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Donald Trump Jr at all the cool parties he was invited to before he gave it up to fight for our freedoms. pic.twitter.com/ZzWDXGKk1G
— David Kuhne (@D_Khunne) October 3, 2022
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— DebbieDowner (@debraalv) October 3, 2022
Like I said up top, Jr., I don’t know from cool NYC parties but it seems to me that complaining about being excluded from them is kinda like complaining to your father that you have no class.
Why are you schlepping sand to a beach, boy?
Oh, pooor BAYbee. He has to do his addictive thing all by himself now.
Too bad he can’t hear what he he sounds like to the rest of us.
One of my oldest friends is an actor who has lived in Manhattan some 45 years now. He assures me that the Trumps were never high society. I believe him. They were tabloid fodder. If they thought they could get invited to the Met Gala and all that, they would be back in the Big Apple in a heartbeat.
Why do you care? Like all mega wealthy people, they prefer but are denied privacy. You know, from paparazzi’s and little people like you.
Junior ia fking loser like his idiot dad.
Well his dad is a billionaire and you’re not. So when compared to you, yes you are a loser too. Actually you take it a step further and can say you’re a loser in life.
You couldn’t give me enough billions to be a creep like either one of the Trumps.