As we all know the Orangeutan and ABC’s late night host Jimmy Kimmel are not going to be forming a mutual admiration society anytime soon, drumpf is regularly the target of Kimmel’s particularly acerbic brand of brick-bats and the former and current sh**heel has been responding to his provocations for some time now.
Last night however Kimmel hilariously highlighted the lastest salvo in their ongoing feud on the night’s biggest stage, the 96th annual presentation of the Oscars.
Thrump had posted a “review” of Kimmel’s Oscar night performance on his “Truth” social net work so Kimmel graciously pulled it up on his iPhone so that everyone in the audience could share in the hilarity.
Trump wrote:
“Has there EVER been a WORSE HOST than Jimmy Kimmel at The Oscars. His opening was that of a less than average person trying too hard to be something which he is not, and never can be.”
“Get rid of Kimmel and perhaps replace him with another washed up, but cheap, ABC ‘talent,’ George Slopanopoulos. He would make everybody on stage look bigger, stronger, and more glamorous. Also a really bad politically correct show tonight, and for years – Disjointed, boring, and very unfair.
“Why don’t they just give the Oscars to those that deserve them. Maybe that way their audience and TV ratings will come back from the depths. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
Trump was, of course attacking George Slephanopoulos for devoting much of his Sunday Morning show discussing with (R)Representative Nancy Mace whether Herr Groppinfuhrer was found by a civil jury to be a rapist or a sexual assault perpetrator – a distinction with little difference to many folks.
And, as you will see below, the audience had a great time laughing at drump’s histrionics, and Kimmel’s reply.
MSN has the story:
“Doing this show is not about me. And I appreciate you having me. It’s really about you and Emma (Stone) and all these great actors and actresses and filmmakers,” Kimmel told the crowd as the 3 ½-hour show was winding down. “But I was told we have, like, an extra minute, and I’m really proud of something. I was wondering if I could share it with you. I just got a review.”…
…Kimmel gave up on reading the rest of the message after Trump’s reference to George Stephanopoulos – who hosts ABC’s “This Week” and co-hosts “Good Morning America” – saying, “He would make everybody on stage look bigger, stronger and more glamorous, blah blah blah. Make America great again.”
“See if you can guess which former president just posted that on Truth Social?” Kimmel said. “Thank you, President Trump. Thank you for watching. Isn’t it past your jail time?”
Wayyyy past, Jimmy.
And drumpf critic George Conway posted the clip on Twitter… to a variety of responses:
So damn quick. Perfect.
— sportin4it (@sportin4it1) March 11, 2024
Yeah, it really was.
What’s sad but funny is he has Trump alerts on his phone. TDS is really strong in that one as he is in you!
— RetiredVet (@Amtired6) March 11, 2024
He makes his living busting on Trump, of course he has him on alert, idiot.
This is how you beat Donald Trump:
1. Destroy his brand.
2. Expose his lifetime of lies and failures
3. Humiliate him as the absolute loser that he is day after day after day after day.–Don Winslow
— QuoteDigger (@QuoteDigging) March 11, 2024
Yup.
I’m beginning to long for the day when we never have to utter his name ever, ever again.
— Matthew Cornell (@Matthew84411532) March 11, 2024
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Trump ridiculed live, in front of a global audience.
Priceless. He doesn't have many good days.— UNITE TO REMOVE THE BLIGHT (@Sharpinsky) March 11, 2024
Good.
Laughing at trump is the best way to highlight his absolute rediculousness!
Bravo!— Catherine🌴🐾 (@CatherineMFDS) March 11, 2024
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Isn't it past your jail time? Just delicious to know Trump will hear that. Ridiculed on Oscar's with billions of people watching!
But Jimmy, remember, it's FORMER. Or as George says TFG.
— Denise Louis 🌻 (@birdyluisa) March 11, 2024
Yup.
Well done, Jimmy. Last laugh for sure
— El Lobo (@lobokurjak) March 11, 2024
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Must be beyond infuriating for Trump to be laughed at by the people he really wants to be accepted by and, instead, revered by the losers he’d find utterly repulsive in real life. Glorious stuff! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
— amante2 (@AmeliaBee7) March 11, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
The audience laughing at his post is the icing on the cake.
— Ray 🤦🏼♂️ing in Richmond 🤔😳👉🍄 (@parallaxer) March 11, 2024
Yeah, but after millions have laughed at him Trump can tell the story to a few hundred cultists at a county fair…🤣🤣🤣
So many winners tonite. Just one loser! pic.twitter.com/ew60puMeWs
— Anjali Deodhar "May hope and history rhyme"🌻 (@anjali_deodhar) March 11, 2024
😂😂😂
I would’ve loved to be a fly on the wall when Trump saw this.
— Dog loving retiree (@joyce8355) March 11, 2024
Yup. Ketchup covered fly…
— Marja 💙 🌎 (@marjaane) March 11, 2024
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Trump doesn't know how to deal with ridicule, so overall a good strategy.
— Craig Beam (@CraigBeam1) March 11, 2024
Yup.
A fabulous bit of ad libbing right up there with David Niven’s about the streaker. Inquiring whether Trump was up past his “ jail time” was gold standard repartee.
— Robert Noble🇨🇦🇺🇦 (@gcca) March 11, 2024
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I think that line is going to have a life of its own.
— mark (@mkell33) March 11, 2024
Yup, that has legs.
Making fun of him and responding to his nonsense globally! I love it.
— @ IsaMarie (@im_isamarie) March 11, 2024
🤣🤣🤣
Waiting for Nancy Mace’s response
— globetrotterX (@globe55trotter) March 11, 2024
“Trump didn’t get burned, he got singed.”
This was the best Biden rally – where we’re all sitting at home – laughing our heads off.
— Tess (@JimSmith1856) March 11, 2024
Yup.
One would think that Trump’s babysitters would not allow him to respond to Kimmel WHILE he is on a stage in front of millions.
They probably had a slap fight over his phone…
Conway is right. The more Trump is made fun of, the more he’ll be triggered. Especially if the ridicule is about his lack of money!
Lack of MONEY!!?
He has claimed to be a billionaire most all his life, imagine his shock when ALL the prisoners at his new digs, remind him he NEVER WAS and NEVER WILL be a billionaire, much less a MILLIONAIRE … then proceed to fall down laughing at him …
There IS a plus for Trump, if he tells the truth, he will be eliminated as a snitch … lying about another inmate, however, COULD be just as dangerous … Trump world IS GONE NOW, he will just have to learn how to S-UP-AND-SIT-DOWN at the mess hall table … His NEED to rant about those other losers could earn him some bruises …
Trump better get used to constant supervision as well, no privacy for him and his incontinency WILL be a major problem for him and the prison population shows no mercies in any case … So sad, Trump will become totally lost with no one to harass and NO audience that wants to hear his infantile rhetoric … If he is holding onto some secrets of the mob, THEY will arrange for his neutering, via local talent … Of course, Putin has long reaches in his corner, so there is always THAT as well …
I suspect the first time Bubba shows former guy how to be Bubba’s Bitch (Bubba likes certain positions you know), former guy will either have a flipping coronary or will STFU not knowing how to respond after being on the receiving end of an unwanted sexual assault. It’s a win either way.
Seriously tho’, in order to keep him safe he’ll need to be off to himself. No audience, cell phones are NOT allowed in prison, emails and such will be read by prison officials to prevent crimes from being committed while incarcerated. His life will become lonely, empty, and worst of all for him boring. There will be no more public adulation which he needs like most of us need water and THAT will be a death knell for him. They could not punish him more than to make him do his prison sentence alone and without xitters/rallies/interviews…THAT would be appropriate punishment.
He won’t be going to a normal jail,at least not for long. If Smith has his,way,he’ll be in a Club Fed. He will still be entitled to Secret Service protection for a few more years, and even solitary may be too big a problem. He would still be I. danger there. Eglin AFB would be easier to control. It has two bedroom.suites (used to be a barracks,and I had friends when they were barracks)They can close off a suite on either side and the one across the hall. Much too good for him. He will.have some duties, but I doubt that Biden wants him to.die in custody. Of course in a regular prison Gen Pop, he would have the Aryan gang protecting him. He would need UT. The Mexican and Black would likely consider it worth punishment tobeat the snot out of him and maybe even kill.him, especially the ones on life without parole.
Colbert skewers him regularly too. Humiliate him, American comedians. Laughing probably enrages him even more than Biden’s SOTU speech did. Keep up.the good work of reminding America he is a fat over-the-top old man who never outgrew being the 8th grade bully (he was being expelled from his fancy prep school), only dated gold diggers because no self I respecting woman would have him, and is not and never has been a billionaire once you deduct his mortgages on his buildings .Don Rickles, we need you.
Someone wanted to be “a fly on the wall”? Not unless you keep an eye out for a Heintz bottle! Maybe the faux dictator can pay his ‘wife’ to come hold his hand during his meltdown.
It was priceless. Jimmy only got two good ones in on 45 but they were great. Hope there’s more jokes made of him. Many many many more jokes. 45 is getting worse in his nastiness – let’s laugh folks!