I don’t get it. I mean, there’s a lotta sh*t that I don’t get, but I especially don’t get this sh*t. Has coward wrestling coach Gym Bag Jordan has neither shame nor self respect? When I had the occasional off game, when nothing worked, I kicked myself for days for letting my teammates and the fans down. Every time Jordan walks into the House Judiciary committee meeting room, he walks in already knowing he’s going to spend the next 3-5 hours humiliating himself and being humiliated by others. He spends the time looking like Muhammad Ali’s body bag.
This time was worse than usual for Hey! He groped me, Coach! because this time he got humiliated by name, and by a Democrat no less. Some GOPtard had just told Merrick Garland he should be held in contempt of congress, and then ended his time. Jordan said The Chair recognizes the member from California, got up, and started heading for a side door. He must have known what was coming. Democrat Eric Swalwell opened with, The irony here is pretty rich today. The member wants you held in contempt of congress, while our own Chairman, walking out of the room right now, is currently on something like Day 500 of ignoring his own legally issued subpoena to appear in front on congress. He was an eyewitness to the worst crime in US history, yet he refuses to share his story.
The Democrats were like a bunch of kids who just got a shiny new X-Box One under the Christmas tree. This was because Garland brought his A-Game, and had his closer in the bullpen if needed. In his opening statement set the terms immediately, Let me make this clear. I am not the President’s lawyer, nor for that matter am I congress’s prosecutor. Nobody tells us whom to prosecute, we follow the facts wherever they lead.
One of the reasons Jordan always looks so bad is that his whole caucus ends up looking like sh*t. This hearing has been on their calendars for weeks, and it’s not like they’re doing any legislating or anything. And yet, when they get their five minutes, they come off like a bunch of pledges who wrote their term paper this morning, after an all night bong party at the frat house. They ramble, run their words together, lose their places, and the questions are so childish they couldn’t cut it on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
A few quick examples of rampant stupidity;
- One MAGA moron slyly tried to slander Garland as being anti catholic, based on an anonymous and discredited DOJ memo calling Catholic activists domestic terrorists. Garland showed the most emotion he did all day in replying, For anybody who knows my personal and family history to infer that it would be possible for me to feel animus to any other race or religion is a disgraceful statement. BANG!
- Many of them knew who they wanted to blame for the Hunter Biden debacle, mainly Garland, they just couldn’t agree on how. Some members wanted to blame Garland for a lack of supervision that allowed Special Counsel Weiss to slow walk the investigation and allowing Weiss to cut a sweetheart deal with Biden that fell apart. Others wanted to lambaste Garland for not replacing the clearly incompetent Weiss once he was sworn in
- Both sucked. When asked why he didn’t replace Weiss after being sworn in Garland replied, In several of my private meetings with GOP Senators for my confirmation, they expressed concern at my replacing Weiss. I gave my word that I would leave him in place, and give him complete freedom to conduct his investigation. And then he was grilled on why he let Weiss slow walk the investigation and cut a sweetheart deal with Biden, Garland replied, I gave my word to the GOP Senators that Weiss would be free to run his investigation as he saw fit, with my full support and resources. Get it? He gave your side what they wanted, and now you’re pissed. Stand up and take a bow, FOOLS!
- Gym bag himself stepped on a landmine when he tried to roast Garland for slow walking the Biden investigation through the critical period. They have tax charges on Biden, but not for the critical period. It was the 2014-2015 tax forms where Hunter Biden made millions sitting on the Burisma board, which goes straight to the White House, but NO!, they let the statute of limitations run out so it couldn’t be charged anymore! Garland’s reply was a cold dead fish to Jordan’s chops, Congressman, those events took place during the Trump administration, when either Bill Barr or a temporary AG was in ultimate control of the investigation. BOOM! Look, DON’T stand up, that was too stupid to deserve a bow
This happened over and over again. MAGAt’s kept trying to hammer Garland, only to be reminded that the events took place during the Trump administration was in control. The surprise was that everybody expected the GOP to lambaste Garland on the Trump indictments, But even Gym Bag wasn’t stupid enough to touch that particular hot stove.
Meanwhile, the Democrats were acting like this was an old time vaudeville routine. Time after time they used Garland as their straight man Abbot, so they could play Costello to ram home the zinger.T he best one was when a Democratic member extolled Garland for his long and distinguished 27 year federal court career, including 12 years heading the DC Circuit Court of Appeals. And then he let it rip, Attorney General Garland, in your 27 year judicial career, how many times were you invited to take a trip on a billionaire’s private luxury jet? And, that would be none. And how many times did you take your wife on a vacation to an exclusive private resort, luxury private jet included, at the expense of the same billionaire? Again, that would be none. And did you ever allow any billionaire to pay the tuition at an exclusive boarding school for any of your children? I’m really not comfortable answering hypotheticals, but district and appellate court judges are covered by ethics rules, and I always held myself to the highest level of compliance.
I didn’t have the stomach to torn on FUX News to watch them roast Jordan over an open fire on a spit. But today’s hearing made one thing crystal clear. Jordan’s Hunter Biden crusade is dead in the water. Whenever the GOP hammered at Hunter Biden today, it wasn’t based on his criminal conduct, because there isn’t any, it was engineered towards finding a scapegoat for his Waterloo. And he found him, one David Weiss. The GOP was more pissed off today at Weiss’s incompetence than they were at Biden’s alleged criminality. And here’s a helpful hint. How long has it been since the last House Subcommittee Investigation into the Weaponization of the US Government? Don’t look for anymore anytime soon. Jordan is finally getting tired of the dead horse flogging him.