The novel “Skinny Legs and All” is a surrealistic farce about artists who create psychedelic art and features a pilgrimage through the desert by inanimate characters named Can O’Beans, Painted Stick and Dirty Sock. Whether you dropped acid today or not, if you’re a fan of the book you will see that Can O’Beans has made the journey from the pages of fiction to join the surrealistic farce in the White House, probably because it isn’t one jot weirder than the story he was in, where he rolled out of a trailer welded in the shape of a giant aluminum turkey.

In all events, Ivanka took a moment out of her demanding schedule with Find Something New, which come to think of it, is not only the name of her governmental employment program, but is also her sole coping mechanism to deal with life, i.e., go shopping. Hey, new shoes, new career, what’s the diff, just Find Something New. We have, Ivanka, and delivery is November 3.

Ivanka did a photo op with Can O’Beans, because the owner of Goya Beans said something nice about her father in the Rose Garden. Anyone having a good word to say about Donald Trump these days is so remarkable as to constitute a religious experience and so it was in that vein that Ivanka gratefully repaid the devotional.

She’s also in breach of the Hatch Act, not that that is anything new, for this gang. It’s a knee jerk reaction of mine to mention obvious illegalities, even though in this administration it’s like mentioning that the room has air.

Now, while this farce is going on in Ivanka’s Zoom room, her brother Donald Junior is breaching ethics a plenty as well, by dragging his 14-year-old half brother into the 2020 campaign. That is a total no no and it is being treated as such. Plus, in vintage Junior form, he’s only made things worse for himself and for the old man.

Jim Acosta recently quipped that “all Trump has left now is kool aide drinkers and next of kin.” His next of kin are trying to help him. And with help like this, I wouldn’t want to know what torpedoing him would look like.

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    • No, this group isn’t smart enough for calculated “distractions.” Let’s bury that idea six feet deep where it belongs. You don’t commit a crime and expose yourself as a major racist xenophobe in order to “distract.” Ivanka is clueless and being clueless, she exposes her true nature.

      • Also, the photo is so posed and formal and ad-like it’s like she’s auditioning to be a spokesmodel. Sorry, honey but your dad’s term as president has dried up all that work.

  3. Ivomit is making fun of the word “negros” on the can…..of all their products Princess Whitetrash chooses this one……coincidence???….with this racist bunch???

    Concerning Junior…..he is the embodiment of his sire’s worst nightmare, that his namesake would be a “loser”. ….but don’t feel too bad Junior….your other siblings, non of which has ever held a real job, are losers as well.

    • Tiffany has an actual education and may get an actual job. Or, she may go to work for the Trump Organization too. I hope she’s not that stupid.

  4. These cretins have scraped the bottom of the bowl, think the latest Mrs. DJT will be thrilled to hear her son’s name in a Jr’s tweet? How was that accomplished within the radiant glow of papa Dunce’s complex makeup system?
    Does this mean all will be smooth and quiet on the home front? The great white hunters of endangered animals for sport, stupid 1 and 2, have always made interesting remarks, things like admitting Putin’s money flowing through Trump’s laundry machines … a smart move by an opposing team is to cause internal fighting within the other team, we need to blow our stacks about the younger Trump being used and abused by family in this manner, even if they try to take this down, there are so many thousands of records of this event we have a permanent jab with the truth to poke at the whole family Trump, self destruction looms on the horizon … Melanoma takes son on an international tour of the Swiss alps, Don Jr., tries to find a virus-free place to live away from DJT’s voracious on-going rage storm … Eric, well the National Parks could use someone using a stick with a sharp point and a large bag to pick up trash from around the WH lawn after the tar and feather celebration …

    The culmination of cruelty, dumb-ass, blithering stupidity has reached the pinball stuck-in-play where the steel ball bounces from one kick out into another and back for more rebounding back and forth rapidly … be-ding , be-ding …

    Maybe their play deck just needs a hard slap up the side of the machine to knock the ball out of play … time to release the Kracken, hang Barr’s ass, (an enormous task), out with unanimous dis-bar Barr requests by federal Judges, provided with numerous examples of private boosts to Trump’s crimes, Mueller is a name I like … attacking peaceful demonstrators with monstrous beatings, gassing, flash bangs to clear a walk through for a failing fool’s photo op, holding a book he never reads …

    All Trump’s attacks/lies to the public, killing hundreds of thousands of innocent USA citizens with his Virus, because of his uncontrolled Malignant Narcissism, a non stopping REAL AND PRESENT danger to the lives of virtually everyone in the USA … there is only one other than himself that might survive, his lust for his own daughter Ivanka, makes her a real treasure to himself …

    Once Barr is disbarred and his special House investigation is started, it will blowup what’s left of this summer before that special day in November, and it will all be about BARR, not one mention of the current flatulent loser in the WH …

    The melt down in the WH should be spectacular … Biden will assume the office unchallenged, the GOP will sink into the quicksand … Trump’s putrid self will disappear into an orange jumper. somewhere in NYC …

  5. Oh, I thought she held that can up to answer the question, ‘what are the heads of the Frump family filled with’? My bad. I previously thought air, but, alas I was mistaken.you go girl.

  6. She didn’t do it because the owner said nice things about her father — that was almost a week ago. Her motive is much more hateful and sinister. She’s doing it because there’s a boycott going on, and she’s a racist xenophobe. What an ugly woman — on the inside.

    • Splain me how she thinks posting that image, in clear violation of the Hatch Act, helps fight the boycott? Seems to me it only throws gasoline on a fire. I have no idea how these people “think” but they come up with some doozies.

        • That’s fair enough. It’s just something that popped into her feverish little mind and of course she didn’t think it through, or talk it out with somebody who might have known better and advised against it.

      • Indeed, it will make matters worse for Goya. But the Trump clan thinks the sun shines out of their butts, that anything they praise will then be rapturously taken up by the masses.

  7. When you all go to prison I hope they give Barron the much needed psychological help he needs. You all are messing up his mind. BTW, Didn’t hooker wife say to leave him out of all of this?

    BTW, Didn’t hooker wife say to leave him out of all of this?
    I had a better way to say it but…I’m always in trouble anyway LOL

    ^_~

  8. Maybe this was her attempt to show daddy how to properly lift a glass with two hands. Dunno. By definition, evil STUPIDITY resides in darkness, so it’s hard to figure.

  9. I have watched 3 1/2 years of this, proclamations that a tRumper or wannabe der fuhrer himself would somehow be held accountable for breaking this or that law.

    It. Never. Happens.

    My comment is not about this blog, poster, or the blatant misuse of public office here. It’s just that these stories are so regular and will continue to be, as there is no accountability.

    I had to stop reading Palmer Report years ago, because it was daily a set of articles claiming that the end was near for this administration. The reality is we are not even close yet to getting this behind the nation.

    How did that fitzmas/mueller meme work for everyone?

  10. I pity Barron for having to put up with a slut for a mother and a very cruel, totally asshole and very corrupt father. He would be a lot better off being brought up by his aunt Tiffany.

  11. Didn’t they steal the catch phrase from Smucker’s? I don’t know whether a slogan like that is copyrightable or trademarkable, but if so …

    • She not only eats Goya beans from a can, she does it while wearing a mega-expensive white silk dress. That’s the only way to eat black beans, doncha know? Ivanka is here to educate us, when Betsy DeVos is taking a break.

  13. Just to make it really obvious, her father posed with a lineup of Goya products on the desk in front of him. On his official Instagram account. In the WH.

    • Oh, God, I missed that one. So now we’ve got a sitting *POTUS* violating the Hatch Act. And in the Oval Office no less. OMG.

  14. Not only does the word “Negro” appear in the Spanish translation of what’s in the can, but she includes her cutsie message in Spanish to troll the Hispanic viewers. Lord have mercy! ?

    • She probably borrowed it from the box her father got to pose with. I doubt that she knows Spanish. (I’d have used “debe” rather than “tiene”. But I understand English better than she seems to.)

    • Several schools of thought on that. My take is that she thinks that her glamorous endorsement will advance Goya’s cause. I think she’s making an ass out of herself, and violating the Hatch Act, and dragging down the dignity of the office of president further into the gutter.

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