Traitor Tot has never been a normal political candidate, mostly because unlike most politicians, who once they have a base do everything in their power to build on it, Trump collected a base of mouth breathers and bed wetter’s he thought was large enough to win, and then did everything in his power to keep them in a feeding frenzy, even at the risk of alienating new voters.
We have all been talking for the last couple of years about His Lowness’s long but not necessarily slow decline into senility and dementia. But the more I watch this campaign, the more I realize that El Pendejo ex Presidente may finally be completing that spiral, and coming in for a landing.
Here’s why. To watch a Trump rally used to be like a master class in mental manipulation.
Trump knew his base, simply because he found the buttons to push and triggers to pull to activate them and bring them all together. Half of the rally was like a Golden Corral buffet or scumbag red meat, racism, sexism, misogyny, Islamophobia and homophobia.
But the other half was nothing but, a long, whiny never ending bitch fest. A nonstop litany of petty white grievance. But not Trump’s petty kvetches. What petty white grievances does a multi billionaire have? These were carefully crafted bitches that lay at the hearts and souls of his base. The reason why they flocked to him in the first place, The Boss heard them, and he got them.
But not anymore, and I think that may be a reason why he’s starting to lose half of his audience long before he’s through slobbering and free associating. And that’s because, ever since Biden stepped aside and Kamala Harris took over as candidate, Trump is just too damn busy airing his own petty bitches instead of making them feel special, needed, and loved. For example;
- Trump is whining about how poorly Biden was treated with his ouster, and what a pathetic replacement Harris is. Base response? Who cares? You’re gonna kick their ass, no matter who it is, right?
- Trump is bitching that Kamala Harris isn’t really black, she originally identified as Indian, and then became black when it was convenient. Base response? Again, Who cares? Being black just makes her easier to hate, especially with a Jew husband
- Now Trump is crying that Kamala Harris never actually worked for McDonald’s. This is a guaranteed loser. Lots of rednecks have donned the McDonald’s uniform, and they know what it means. A low paying shit job. Why would anybody that didn’t actually work for McDonald’s claim to have worked for McDonald’s? The status boost? If anything, this brings Harris closer to their sphere of experience
- Trump is fatuously claiming that he doesn’t need votes, he has more votes than anybody in history, he just needs to make sure that the Democrats don’t cheat again. He’s going for an offshoot if The Big Steal, but he’s shooting himself in the foot. Telling these mofo’s he doesn’t need their votes is a golden ticket for them to sit this out in November
And if anything, his Hillbilly Imbecile is doing even more harm. Beggar Vance is Machine Gun Margie with a cheesy, schoolyard predator beard. Neither one of them has 12 functioning brain cells, they just parrot what sticks in their empty heads. But Vance is even worse, because he’s roaming from the reservation and going freelance;
- He responded to boos from the firefighters union by saying, Well, I see we have some fans here, and some haters here too. I don’t think Vance quite has this whole union solidarity thing. An insult to one union member is an insult to all union members. Kiss the endorsements of the IAM, AFA, ALPA, and every other union that isn’t the Soviet Union goodbye
- Vance can’t even walk in off of the street and order a dozen f*cking donuts. ’nuff said
- A month later, childless cat ladies is now an internet sensation which Vance will never live down. And the stupid sh*t keeps doubling down on it
- Vance has gone off the rails on Governor Tim Walz’s military service. This is toxic 3rd rail in politics. Now matter how unpopular politicians may be, the country respects and reveres our military. Even rednecks love the military, because that all volunteer army means that they don’t have to go and serve, they can run around in the woods all weekend playing Rambo
- Vance has even taken shots at Tim and Gwen Walz’s choice of IVF methods to help them start their families. News Flash, moron. Infertility is far more common than redneck stupidity. Even hillbillies struggle with it, and they aren’t going to appreciate some pompous *sshole making fun of them
- And now Beggar is going after teachers, of all tihngs. Claiming that childless teachers are nothing more than pedophile groomers who are brainwashing our kids, ignoring the hundreds of thousands of nuns who teach children every day in parochial schools. Besides, even rednecks love teachers. Or means that they don’t have to try to teach their kids to read and write themselves
This goes far beyond political malpractice, hell, it takes human stupidity to a new and dizzying zenith. These two misfit toys had one lousy job to do, and Traitor Tot has been doing it for four f*cking years! Jazz up the base and get them out to vote. Even a mental blank slate like Vance should find picking up the basic talking points as easy as falling out of bed. But instead they’re flying off in all directions, like a Patriot Missile System with busted radar, and now even their own voters don’t get what they’re talking about. Personally, I can’t wait for September 10th.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
I’m still doubtful that Trump will show. Pundits all say that he NEEDS to debate Kamala, but unless it’s on FUX with a hand-picked MAGAt audience, surely even egomaniacal Donald knows she’ll eat him alive. Actually, she’d do that even on Fux unless they cut her mic.
Same for Vance v Walz. So why do it?
The MAGAt GOP’s not going for popular votes, they’re going for stealing this election from within. For that, they can just stay home or go to their own jerk-off rallies.