MAGA Bill: “What do you want to do today?”
MAGA Bob: “Gee, I don’t know. What do you want to do today?”
MAGA Bill: “I sure wish we could afford some good Trump stuff. I mean, there are portraits and blimps and statues and robots and you know what? I just heard there’s a life size drone.”
MAGA Bob: “REALLY? A drone? You sure it isn’t just a kite? My nephew had one of them.”
MAGA Bill: “No, this is a drone. And not that little UFO drone that Junior was selling either, the one with a propeller on its head? This is a life size Trump drone that flies way up into the sky. And he’s dressed like Superman.”
MAGA Bob: “Sheeeeet. You’re dreaming. There ain’t no such thing.”
Alas, there is.
It’s totally not a cult. ‘SuperTrump’ pic.twitter.com/D23o3gYomf
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 18, 2021
But here’s the good part. They left this part out.
My favorite part of ‘SuperTrump’s’ flight. pic.twitter.com/Nmcnl1YACo
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 18, 2021
— nwanuzi (@nwanuzi) December 18, 2021
Remember, this is all about owning the libs. That’s why they love him. That’s the basis of the cult. Thou Shalt Own the Libs. If you destroy democracy in the process, who cares? In fact, all the better, they might think. If they could think at all.
America has taken a strange turn the past five years, I’ll say that much. Lindsey Graham pointed out that Trump is a cross between P.T. Barnum and Jesse Helms. That such a being could become a pseudo politician and cult hero is astounding. It says a lot about who we are. At least who a sizeable portion of us are.
I just kept thinking, wow, these are grown men! wow
Us model aircraft builders are a crazy bunch at times – there are plans out there for actual flying models of witches, flying saucers, wheelbarrows – even one of Snoopy on top of his dog house (wearing his helmet and goggles of course).
And they all actually fly – so somebody sat and thought – what’s the next crazy thing we can build?
Lo and behold, Air Farce 45
Flying lawnmowers. I’ve seen videos. (I think they replace the cutting blade with a big propeller blade.)
Maybe I should have mentioned this one as well
https://www.rcgroups.com/forums/showthread.php?2009306-F-302-EDF-from-Stargate-with-plans
Hey – maybe Don John is really a Goa’uld
Son to father: “Daddy, can MAGAts really fly?”
Father: “Well son yes they can, but how far depends on how hard you throw them!”
Somehow I don’t feel….owned. Nope. Not feeling it. I do feel this urge to laugh loudly while pointing at these putzes.