The internet is all a flutter about this one. It was freezing cold in Washington, D.C. today. I don’t know what the temperature was in the Capitol Rotunda, but outside it was 27 degrees. The male attendees were in suits, of course, and probably donned overcoats as well. The women were bundled up, some of them stylishly so, with Usha Vance winning the fashion icon award of the day, completely eclipsing Melania and the other Trump women, who sported eye catching costumes as they are wont to do. But Jeff Bezos’ fiancee, Lauren Sanchez, took the Razzie award for Worst Inauguration Outfit because she came in her bra. Or, in a “corset blouse” or some damn thing. You take a look and tell me.
Lauren Sánchez channels her inner Sue Ellen Mischke at the inauguration. When high fashion meets ‘Seinfeld’ nostalgia: Did she forget the shirt, or is this déjà vu from the ‘braless wonder’? pic.twitter.com/jGiTL55dGR
— April Color (@ColorApril) January 20, 2025
Best pic of the Inauguration: Doppelganger for ur very ugly far-left 60 year old aunt (MotherZuckerberg) steering at Jeff Bezos' blow up doll, the plasticine Lauren Sanchez who thought it was classy to wear lingerie to the Inaugurationm bc "Me, me, me. I need attention!" pic.twitter.com/J3i1ee8n6R
— Debbie Schlussel ×—×™-×” דבורה שליסל (@DebbieSchlussel) January 20, 2025
This is nothing new with Sanchez. This is how she showed up at the White House in April of last year.
The woman doesn’t want to wear clothes, she wants to go out in public in her underwear. Psychologists will tell you dreaming of being naked (or in your underwear in public) signifies a feeling of vulnerability, insecurity or fear of exposure in your waking life. But I would love to know what the psychologists think about somebody who deliberately goes out in public in her lingerie?
Like an infant thirsting for its mother's milk, #MarkZuckerberg gazed lovingly at the ample bosom of #LaurenSanchez, #JeffBezos' fiancée, at Trump's inauguration.😲😆 pic.twitter.com/O69uoOUXs6
— tatianyc.oeuvre (@tatianycoeuvre) January 20, 2025
Jared Kushner and whomever the Black guy in back is are very interested as well. Kimberly Guilfoyle didn’t make it to this Inauguration, so we can’t compare whatever she wore. It’s a shame, really, if anybody could give Sanchez a run for the money in the tacky couture department, it would assuredly be Guilfoyle.
These are the beautiful people, friends. It’s been a long time since Camelot and Jackie Kennedy as a fashion icon. Now the Only Fans crowd is in the ascendent. And this is Day One. Mark this well, because you will look back at this as a high in the Trump administration, when you see the bottoms we are going to hit, one right after the other.
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Tacky is as tacky does.
Another marker of how pathetic Bezos is. I cancelled my Prime membership as my FU to him.
Both billionaires seem to be stuck somewhere around the time a young teenager discovers his pee pee now rules the roost.