I Nailed It. Boris Epsteyn Is In The Meat Grinder

I warned you guys. More than once. The first time I saw Boris Epsteyn as a monkey shill for His Lowness on CNN, I knew this wasn’t going to end well for him. Snotty and arrogant with the persona that reminded you of a lawyer who would hang around outside of bail bond joints.

And now MSNBC is quoting print reporting that Epsteyn has been seen in the Special Counsels office for a chat. And from where I’m sitting that can only mean one of two things. Either Jack Smith is goin g to flip Epsteyn over on Trump like a hamburger, or he is going to give him immunity to force him to testify against Trump.

My money is on the former. Because you can see it in one look. The man is an empty suit. But don’t take my word for it. Reporting in The New York Times read on MSNBC included e-mails from senior Trump legal advisers to stay away from Epsteyn. One actually called Boris an idiot, and claimed that his legal skills were suspect.

And Smith doesn’t have to offer Epsteyn immunity simply because Epsteyn can’t keep his big mouth shut. Boris never met a camera he doesn’t love, and like Trump’s other former useful idiot Peter Navarro,  Epsteyn just couldn’t resist appearing on The Beat with Ari Melber and confessing his *ss off.

Boris is the ultimate Judas Ewe. And I’m not just talking regarding Traitor Tot. One of his biggest post election legal duties, which he couldn’t wait to brag about talking and dealing with State Senators in several states regarding setting up fake alternate electors. So properly motivated, Epsteyn can roll up pretty much the entire fake elector cabal by himself.

But it gets even better. When Melber pressed Boris on the legality of the scheme he was promoting, Espteyn assured him it was both legal as well as constitutional. And he knew that how? Because, Epsteyn confided to Melber, every word and offer that came out of his mouth was personally vetted and signed off on by none other than Rudy Giuliani. Et tu Boris, et tu?

While Peter Navarro and John Eastman are dumb as a post, they’re also supremely devoted to Trump. Both men figure that they can do the kind of soft time that Bannon is looking at. But while he’s as dumb as a box of rocks, Epsteyn has the loyalty of Judas. If he can pile onto Eastman and Navarro to save his own *ss, he’ll put every last pebble on them he can. And then let’s see if that changes their calculations any.

I said a long time ago to stick a pin into Boris Epsteyn, because you’d be hearing from him again sometime down the road. And that time looks like right about now. But I think you can safely pull the pin now, and stick in a fork, because I figure he’s just about done.