Summertime, and the grifting is easy — or so Donald Trump hopes. He’s planning a comeback, according to his trusty aide and planter of publicity tips (see: Meghan Markle is “no good”) Jason Miller.
.@JasonMillerinDC said President Trump will be "returning to social media in two or three months" with "his own platform" that will "completely redefine the game" and attract "tens of millions" of new users. #MediaBuzz
— #MediaBuzz (@MediaBuzzFNC) March 21, 2021
Come for the racism, stay for the identity theft.
— Philosoraptor (@Autolykos_84) March 21, 2021
Ok, ok, this gives me an idea…hear me out:
1. Acquire an island (I hear Epstein's is free)
2. Lure tDump there with the promise of infinite hamberders & golf
3. Let him set up his own little "utopian" government there
4. Hardcore followers move there in drovesProblem solved.
— Illuminati HQ – HMFWIC (@LoneDryerSock) March 21, 2021
“And after this, the former guy will open his own Prosperity Christian megachurch because he loves god”
— ??Sherry-Statehood For DC (@PrezPelosi) March 21, 2021
“And the Lord said Donald there’s a million pigeons, waiting to be hooked on new religions…” Seriously, I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump would try that. You recall him on the White House lawn cracking wise about being the Chosen One and looking at the sky? I wouldn’t put it past him to say the angel of the Lord had appeared unto him and for Pat Robertson, Robert Jeffress and the rest of them to go along with it.
When I saw that outrageous statement, all I could think of was just what I thought when he looked up at the sun during the, “Mother Nature’s Blackout”, a couple pigeons unload on him just as he does that …
Gods work in mysterious ways, Trump is just freaking stupid …
A lot of us aren’t looking for him to make a comeback, just go away, far away.
Where are they going to find systems and app programmers who are any good *and* who will work for free? Because we know that Trmp doesn’t have that kind of money. (Also, that’s not a project that can be done in less than a year.)
“Stupidity & jealousy do not lead to harmony.” John Prine
I am looking for him to end up in solitary confinement in a supermax prison…meaning no contact with anyone ever! And the rest of his traitorous, seditious cronies with him, all in separate cells of course…
“Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens.” (Schiller)
(against stupidity the Gods themselves battle in vain)
Nah, it’s just going to be the same ol’ same ol’ but with a smaller audience. Tragically, the media will continue to obsess over every irrelevant thing he posts.
There is no way these prosperity megachurches are going to want the donald encroaching on their empires. They will steer him away from their grift.
One more Donald enterprise to flop?
Take this for the infantile fantasy (thank you, Carl Jung, for the term!) that it is and keep moving.