Abraham Lincoln used to split rails. He was good at it, legend tells. And the moral of the story is that if you’re good at small things, and you do them diligently, you can then be good at great things. Step into a magical machine and go to a world where Pam Bondi is attempting to be a waitress. It’s no worse than her attempt to be attorney general and actually, it explains quite a lot.
If Pam Bondi was a waitress: pic.twitter.com/Qky4a1lLXT
— April Ajoy (@aprilajoyr) February 12, 2026
Which is the worst experience, trying to get a meal from her or the Epstein files? Look at it this way, as attorney general, she can’t poison you — or give you indigestion with her theatrics.
BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel just humiliated Pam Bondi in the best way possible. Wow. pic.twitter.com/p5IP7iSz43
— Democratic Wins Media (@DemocraticWins) February 12, 2026
On the other hand, as limited as her waitressing skills are, she’s far more suited to being a server and doing small bits of damage to one dining room on a daily basis, rather than immense damage to our government over a period of time.
In point of fact, she’s competent for neither role.
What a vile, nasty piece of trash this ‘thing’ is. I cannot listen to her without becoming enraged. While there are some horrible people in this administration, this ‘thing’ has to be the worst, ever.
“This is not a game, secretary”
“I’m Attorney General”
“My apologies, I couldn’t tell”
Perfect!
Imagine if she were a howler monkey. The monkey is far more likeable.