Did you ever walk onto a car lot, or into the electronics section of a store, and the salesman comes over to you. His hand is out, and he’s so oily you can literally see the sheen reflectiion in the lights, and his smile is so untrustworthy that you immediately realize that you wouldn’t trust your sister in a phone booth with him for five minutes. Ever have that happen? Well, ladies and gentlemen, meet the Trump-Vance ticket.

If Trump and Vance keep shooting themselves in the foot like this, their only hope is to die and be reincarnated as centipedes. We’re 69 days out and these two ass clowns can’t stop stepping on their cranks. With golf cleats. They can’t seem to help themselves, and I think I know why.

Have you ever taken part in a candidate funded poll? I have, and they’re nothing like you’d think. The approval/disapproval part is the least consequential. They recite for you the various positions and policies the candidate promotes, then ask you whether you agree or disagree. The purpose is to tell the candidate and his campaign where they’re hitting the sweet spot in their messaging, and where they’re falling flat. Then it’s up to the candidate and campaign to fine tune those messages to make them more palatable. That’s politics.

But here’s where the problem comes in. Neither Trump nor his howler monkey Vance are politicians. What they are is rich, white, self indulgent, narcissistic little pr*cks. And here’s the kicker. They don’t give a sh*t what anybody else thinks. Their attitude is, You don’t like it? Leave! There’s plenty more where you came from. As veteran and Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America Paul Wykoff pointed out on MSNBC earlier today, The majority of veterans and active service personnel are Independents, and so are their families. And if the GOP loses the military vote, they’re toast. 

And former AL Democratic Senator Doug Jones sharpened the point. I’ve run a couple of campaigns, and I can see from here what’s going on. Right now Trump is getting hammered in his internal polling from military personnel and veterans. And he knows this could decide the election. Sounds like it’s time for a quick image rehabilitation operation.

And Trump got a gift more valuable than his gold plated toilet. A single family member of a fallen Marine in the Abbey gate explosion during the Afghanistan withdrawal invited Traitor Tot to take part in a dignified wreath laying ceremony at Arlington National cemetery, where the soldiers are buried. Piece of cake. Look solemn, shoes tied, zipped up, and maintain a dignified posture.

That family member should have invited Giggles the Clown instead. Arlington Cemetery is like the Pearl Harbor Memorial, it is hallowed ground. And as such, there are strict rules, including the taking of photographs. Cemetery rules, as well as federal law prohibit the use of the property or memorials for political purposes. And so of course a campaign rep with a camera just happened to be there to film His Lowness, walking down the rows, then turning to grin at the camera with an idiotic grin and a thumbs up, like a frat pledge on a panty raid. Over the grave of a fallen hero.

Fortunately it was Hillbilly Imbecile to the rescue! When questioned about the incident Vance replied, This is just ridiculous. there was a minor disagreement between a petty official at the cemetery and a staff member, and the liberal media is turning it into a national scandal. President Trump was there to console grieving family members, and there just happened to be a camera present. That’s it.

OK. JD? Please pull out that fake middle tooth, put on a t-shirt and raggedy jeans, and go sit on a rocker and pick a banjo. I know that sounds classless and demeaning, but it’s still less demeaning than what you just did to yourself. To set the record straight;

  • It wasn’t just some petty employee, it was an administrator of the cemetery
  • Far from a minor disagreement, it reached the point that the administrator filed an incident report with the Military Police embedded at the cemetery
  • Trump was not consoling grieving family members, he was there at the invitation of one family member of one family. We have yet to hear what the grieving members of the other families thought of this disrespectful outburst
  • The Trump campaign was warned in advance by Arlington cemetery personnel about the restrictions for the use of cameras and video equipment for political purposes
  • And here’s the kill shot. Within hours of the incident, online Trump campaign ads started showing up featuring video of the ceremony

You know me. I have a great relative who went down on The USS Arizona. When we were in Honolulu last month, we went to the memorial and Teri found his name and took a picture. These heroes never die. Their heroism is passed down from generation to generation, and their heroism is memorialized at sites like Arlington National Cemetery and the Arizona Memorial. When I saw that video of Traitor tot today, and heard Vance’s smarmy ramblings, the muscles bunched up in my neck and I yelled F*CK YOU! at the television. I can’t help but wonder how many other families of fallen heroes did the same thing today.

These sh*theels can’t pivot, and they can’t normalize themselves for the general public for the simple reason that they don’t give a sh*t about what anybody else thinks. El Pendejo ex Presidente drilled his padawan imbecile well when he instructed him with what his racist father told him, Everybody else is suckers. But somehow or other, I think Vance already knew that.

You want to see these two walking diaper stains for what they truly are? Watch a rally. Because that is where they are truly at home. They don’t have to pretend to be something they’re not, simply because they’re surrounded by invertebrate troglodytes who feel just like they do. Look how loose and comfortable they look, the easy smiles and knowing smirks. They’re like a couple of armed robbers released from the pen, coming home to a heroes welcome from the gang at the local dive. The Emperor Has No Clothes.

I wrote yesterday that Kamala Harris should win this election in a walk off for the simple reason that Trump isn’t even trying. He’s doing everything but run for President. But when they do, they do it in a way that is almost guaranteed to alienate and turn off the very groups they so desperately need to squeak through. I stand by my prediction.

I thank you for the privilege of your time.

 

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7 COMMENTS

  1. The only things that points to solid ground for this unpolished shit head twin set are their arseholes, and in saying that, they both have no competent control of what comes out of them either! Your “… two walking diaper stains …” is a perfect and spot on analogy!

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      • Didn’t have to. Uber rich ‘site owner. All ya need to know. Musk buddy…

        Since trumpy and dumpy don’t care about the electorate, we need to be extra vigilant about their plans to try to steal this election. I’m sure glad the good guys are “on it.”

        My question of the day today was: “Where’s Roger Stone & what’s he up to?” All the rest of the 2020 War Room guys are either under indictment or in prison. Good!

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  2. I’d have to say the soldier being visited grave-side by their family must not have thought very much of the dead soldier-not if they treated the soldier to this ass-hat dance. How disgraceful. This entire crew of ass-clowns including the dead soldier’s family might as well have shit on the soldier’s grave. It would have been less shameful. Every person in the military, families of military personnel, every veteran should turn their backs on von shitzi and his sidekick hillbilly boy. They never should have supported them in the first place but this little shit-show proved real contempt on von shitzi’s part: making a dead soldier into a prop for an ad is about as despicable as it gets.

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  3. Murf your relative will always be a hero and his sacrifice lit the fuse that mobilized a nation to stop tyranny. These traitors shouldn’t be allowed to step foot on the hallowed ground of any memorial to the soliders, sailors, and airmen killed in war.

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