We have met the enemy, and he is dumb
You know, if that mental midget Elon Musk was going to try this sh*t, he really should have talked to Dick Cheney first. But Musk turns out to have the same problem Traitor Tot does. Apparently, once you have billions, the money is already there, so everything you do has to have public self aggrandizement as its main feature. Just look at space oddities like Musk, Bezos and Branson, playing Star Trek and wasting billions on unprofitable space junkets.
The media has been spending the last few weeks already referring to Musk’s intrusion into the fledgling Emperor Numbus Nuttus administration has him setting up a shadow presidency, with Traitor Tot as the figurehead. I call Bullsh*t. Cheney ran a very successful eight year shadow presidency with W as his Howdy Doody, and nobody knew a thing. Musk is making executive decisions on freakin’ Twitter! And the media isn’t ignoring it.
It was actually renegade former GOP House representative Adam Kinzinger who put the shelf life stale date on Musk’s tomfoolery when he said yesterday in an interview something like, The House had a spending package that would keep the government running for an extended period of time, and that could pass the Senate. But then President Musk stepped in to veto it, and Vice President Trump backed him up, and now we’re back to square one. And the funny part is that nobody voted for Musk. Man! I haven’t seen a shiv in the back like that since Brutus caught Caesar from behind.
And it turns out to be the perfect guerilla ploy. Musk has been making a public horses ass of himself, wandering the halls of congress with a rent-a-tyke on his shoulders, and talking to reporters like he’s the one who’s going to be taking the oath of office. Maybe Musk should check in with Two Shirts Steve Bannon about the wisdom of upstaging Da Boss.
I figure His Lowness keeps Musk around until Inauguration Day, after which he wraps his dumb ass up in old newspapers and tosses him in the Tidal Basin. Musk committed the cardinal sin of dumb asses everywhere. He thinks that because he basically propped Traitor Tot’s campaign up with millions of dollars, and a third rate ground game, that Traitor Tot is now somehow indebted to him. And he couldn’t be more wrong.
Musk is a political imbecile, just like Hillbilly JD. El Pendejo Presidente doesn’t need Musk’s millions to run again, he doesn’t even want to run again. All Il Douche cared about was making his legal woes disappear. And as it stands right now, Musk represents a threat to FrankenTrump, to his authority as well as his omnipotene. And that can’t be tolerated.
If Musk thinks he has a handle on Trump’s neck, he’s sorely mistaken. In fact, it’s Trump that has a pike up Musk’s ass. Tesla is a well known cesspool of racism and sexism. And when Trump drops the trapdoor out from under Musk next month, he’d better just take it and slither away. Because how would he like to hear that Trump’s newly minted, compliant DOJ is opening up a civil rights violations investigation into Tesla? Democratic political enemies aren’t the only ones who are subject to the political wrath of the Trump DOJ. And Musk just saw today about how much fear he could stoke in the GOP House with threats of primaries in 2026 against the unclean in Trumpmenistan.
Trump has a bigger problem on his hands, and it’s All. Musk’s. Fault. The CR to fund the government isn’t Traitor Tot’s problem. This is still the old congress. But Musk is out there, jack-jawing around on Twitter and in the media about how he’s advising Trump to reject any bill that doesn’t deal with the debt ceiling as well. And Dipsh*t Donnie goes right along with it.
Well, today the GOP House flipped Dipsh*t Donnie and Elon Musk King Kong size double barrel birds. They passed a CR without the debt ceiling attached, the Senate will pass it, and President Biden will sign it. Rust just learned a hard political lesson, namely that those cheap threats won’t work if Traitor Tot isn’t the President so he can veto the bill!
And Mar-A-Lago Fats just learned a hard political lesson of his own. The new GOP House in January will be almost identical with the one we have right now. And just like the future GOP senate majority promising to torpedo Trump’s more obnoxious cabinet picks, already the House is planting a flag as to how much nonsense they’re going to put up with from The Peach Penguin’s legislative agenda. And for proof, today’s CR passed with Democratic support. Just like everything else is going to have to do.
Personally, I can’t wait for this new administration to begin. The GOP caucus in both chambers is going to be like a bunch of feral cats in a sack with the river bridge approaching. They’re already spending more time fighting with each other than the Democrats. And while Ditch McConnell may no longer be in power, at least he knows how to run a shadow Majority Leader scam. Sit down, shut the f*ck up, and learn something for a change Rust.
I thank you for the privilege of your time.
So nice to see you back, Murph!
The third part of the triumvirate, ol’ JD, seems to have figured it out: he’s staying calm and relatively quiet, letting the other dogs do the snarling and growling and shitting on the carpet, biding his time till inauguration day and/or until Trumpler sends Musk out to play in the traffic. All JD needs to do is be a nice obedient li’l lap puppy as he waits for Donald to (a) die in office, or (b) finish his term. Either way, JD figures then it will be his turn to be the leader of whatever remains of the MAGAt pack.
JD is still a Senator until January. so he has a job to do.
I have never understood why anybody would even want the disgusting amount of money Soon has. No way you could spend it all in a lifetime. I have talked with my husband about what amount of money you’d like to.win. We settled on $75 million. That’s got 24% taxed before you get your hands on it, but you still have 56 million left. Even if you build a home woth a couple of million , I can’t begin to imagine how to.spend that much, even if I were 30 again. Even after paying off the in-laws’ mortgage and student loans,,and ditto for friends, it’s just too.much.
(a) die in office, or (b) finish his term
Right. But either way, only then will he have to face the fact that the MAGA base doesn’t like him either. Wasn’t that really part of why Trump selected him? — because he wouldn’t pose a threat? JD’s base consists of Peter Thiel, maybe Elon Musk, and possibly a couple of other people, but I can’t think of their names right now …