Elon is not having a good week. Tesla shares are rocketing *down*, not up, and money didn’t buy the Wisconsin judge race. He spent about a gazillion dollars trying to influence that race, pulled a stunt where he gave away two – 1 million dollar checks, which is already facing legal challenges, and the Republican *lost* the race. Elon’s bleeding money left and right.
I would say a Democrat winning the judge’s race was a huge boost to the party. This was quite the expensive race. But the voters have spoken. The voters went with the liberal. Isn’t that something? Now, we didn’t manage to flip either of the two Congress (Florida), seats, so Speaker Johnson can rest a little easier, and we don’t know the full percentages yet, but I’m hoping the Democrats made a really good showing. That *could* make Republicans in Congress very nervous. And Senator Booker’s AMAZING speech isn’t going to make Republicans feel any better, either. But I’ve gone sideways off topic.
“All it took was losing $100 billion in three months to make Elon Musk change his tune on government work.” 24 hours and a parade of humiliation, Elon. Having fun with that? Your stock has dropped 13% while your rival’s has *increased 60%*. Well done, sir! There have already been some signs of rebellion by your stockholders. They want you to quit fooling around with government and work with your flagship company. They want you to go back to all of your companies. They want you to go back what made you win. But you continue to mess around with being tRump’s right hand, and DOGe, and it’s not a good look for you, Elon. Go back to Tesla.
Rumors are saying you’ve outstayed your welcome in Washington. I haven’t seen you in the news for awhile, except for that pitiful attempt to have DonOld shill for your cars at the White House, until today. Oh, wait. Pam Blondi put out that press release that said people torching or otherwise damaging your cars is domestic terrorism. Really? That’s … excessive. Well, it seems you’re not *completely* disliked in Washington, if Blondi has your back. Personally, I wouldn’t want her behind me because you never know what she might do next. Put her up ahead of me so I have advance warning.
Ah, here we go. “Then came a Politico report quoting MAGA insiders who say that Musk has overstayed his welcome in Washington. The White House on Wednesday called the Politico report “garbage,” and Musk dismissed it as “fake news” in a social media post. But the administration confirmed that Musk is expected to wrap up his stint as Trump’s hatchet man in late May or June, when his 130 days as a “special government employee” comes to an end. That was enough to reverse a 6% decline in Tesla shares — a sign investors are optimistic that Musk will ditch the cheese-hat shenanigans and focus on his company’s rapidly shrinking market share (and maybe, possibly, deliver on his long-delayed promises to revolutionize autonomous driving.)” Interesting, no?
I think people are also getting tired of you and DOGe and the firing of far too many federal employees, Elon. Let’s mention Social Security and the VA, neither of which needed to have cuts done! DOGe’s wild KIDS are running rampant through federal systems. They have access to So Much Really Sensitive Information that it’s frightening. I’m not alone in having a fit about this. No background checks, no vetting for those KIDS, and no promises under oath that they will not use all that information for personal gains. But we’ve already seen the damage that personal or government related secrets being publicized can do! How about those Spreadsheets laying out who is getting government contracts, and who can pick up on those statistics and *bang* you have people’s lives in danger!!! Well done, you jerks! You have to give them the information to review and they say right off that if someone is concerned about this information being put out in public view, they will likely not get those contracts at all! That’s one hell of a choice.
So, Elon, how are you doing these days? You aren’t having as much fun or as much influence as you thought you would. Chalk it up to “well, it was good for awhile”. Go back to your companies. Go do what you’re actually good at. Helming your companies is where you should be, not screwing around in government. Frankly, I can’t wait for it to happen. And you need to yank your WILD BOYS out of Washington and make them go back to where *they* should be. Leave the government, Elon. Yes, go back to your companies where you should have been all along.
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Based on the included photo, money must not buy a decent haircut. That picture looks like he cut it himself with his chainsaw.
I deliberately chose a picture of him looking bad/annoyed. But no, a hairdresser is not in his life. Ugh.
I hope he gets fed up enough that he tucks his tail and goes back to South Africa where he belongs. Maybe we could arrange a deportation flight for.him
Not looks ( all that expensive plastic surgery) nor brains ( being the face of a brand doesn’t make you an engineer).