Donnie Is Going To Do What?

[Disclaimer: The source piece of Raw Story is from 5 days ago, but this was too good not to share.]

This orange ego, grift-driven a$$hole has a plan if America gets tired of having him around. Personally, we would all rather see Kamala as the president, but that 1.5% gave it back to Trump, and we’re stuck with him. Ick. This is pretty far “out there”, but what we can expect from Trump is so appropriate, in yet another example of what he’s thinking.

You see, he thinks he can go be the prime minister of Israel if people in the US get tired of him, as if we aren’t already. This came out of thin air. How he got the idea, we really don’t know, just like so many of his actions. He thinks he has 99% approval from the Israeli people. Really? Heh. Just another imaginary number. Just another delusion.

He would have serious trouble on his hands in a week. Just because we’re stuck with him for another two years doesn’t mean they’ll keep him and put up with him. The world thinks he’s nuts, and they won’t do much with us because of Trump. Not only has he screwed over our country, but he has put everyone else in a world of hurt because of the illegal Forever War in Iran. Yes, Israel is in the war with us, but their contribution is smaller because their country is smaller. This isn’t to be racist or anti-Semitic. It *is* a smaller country.

We also know something Trump doesn’t. No matter how many people he thinks love him, he would most assuredly *not* be received well over there. Think of the tariffs. Think of all the ships trapped on either side of the Strait. Think about how much intended for Israel might not be arriving. The whole thing with the Strait of Gibraltar only happened because of a stupid, senseless war that’s in its 8^th month. The name of the terror group eludes me at this point, so there may be Google or there may not. Hezbollah?

Trump as prime minister of Israel just doesn’t parse. There’s a whole lot of work that would need to be done before he has even a chance at prime minister. He needs an affiliated group, a party not unlike ours, to even start. He thinks he can walk in and *bewm* be the prime minister. But there are any number of people who would disagree. It would be entertaining for him to try, but on live tv so we can watch him get humiliated.

Since it’s been a while since I’ve put up a one-trick pony, I figured it was past due. Enjoy!

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