As we reported on Saturday, Mr. Elon Musk is expecting… to get served with papers, if he hasn’t already accepted responsibility, for the health and welfare of a child that Ashley St. Claire, says is Elon Musk’s 13th baby… that we know of. And the only reason that we might accept that total number is that Musk does seem to want to be listed as “Father” in a lot of columns, and wouldn’t likely be one to hide pregnancies with which he shares a position. So, it looks to be 13 and that is a lot – four would be a lot if there were four mothers, after all. And conservatives are just starting to figure this out. It doesn’t feel alright, and they don’t know what to do with that because they might otherwise be critical of Musk, but that can’t be because… well…
Gateway Pundit editor Cassandra MacDonald, a conservative – per everyone on Gateway, said, “Everyone is attacking [St. Clair] and ignoring that Elon Musk is a weird dirtbag.”
Yeah, well – not “every” one. Just most. And Elon Musk could be a monk and he would be a weird dirtbag. But the 13 kids, one of whom is wiping his sleeve on our oval office, is not a welcome development in the whole “weird” and “dirt” thing. Now, watch and see how Musk is going to play all of us and pretend that this is about taking care of a global population and being good stewards to the environment (having more kids), rather than sex with women 30 years younger than you and pregnancies to give some chest bumps over at Mar-a-Lago. Now, check this out from the article in Forbes:
Musk has repeatedly raised alarms over declining birth rates and believes the world’s population should be made much bigger. Musk has tweeted frequently about the issue, claiming “population collapse due to low birth rates is a much bigger risk to civilization than global warming” and telling followers it “should be considered a national emergency to have kids.” But Musk’s claims of societal collapse are not backed by demographers. Ken Johnson, a University of New Hampshire sociology professor, told CNN Musk’s claims of population “collapse” are exaggerated, and he said the U.S. fertility rate has declined in part due to a drop in teen pregnancies, adding “most demographers would see that as a good thiNG.
As the dad of a teen, let me promise you, that if you allowed me to zero out all teen pregnancies for a few years, I think we’d all take the generational blow that comes – there would be some population issues, in order to recover the costs of teen pregnancies, both to the kids that get trapped within the context, and the kids born trapped… We need to get out of that cycle, but that’s an entirely different column. Let’s just say that yes, we’d give up that demographic in a heartbeat.
For now, Elon is full of sh*t, likely trying to just make it slightly less creepy when he announces his 25th child. I swear, he really really really should do it like the Powerball, except, I suppose when all in… Take applications, review to meet minimum standards, then place all in a hat, withdrdaw names… I don’t put this past him.
Let’s get back to Cassandra McDonald again, I liked her – at least in this context, and she noted: “He’s legitimately awful and is just getting a pass because you’re all a bunch of a– kissers who want the few dollars you might make posting on X. Couldn’t be me. Having a new baby is rough even without anything to stress over. I hope Ashley is ignoring all of this.” She added, “He called trump supporters r—— and you’re all slobbering his d—- more than any of the women he has kids with.”
Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on, Cassandra! You sound like an ex-wife (That’s an inside joke), but actually, let them have it. You are right. They are slobbering over each other like fan boys, and no – it isn’t pretty thinking about what they would do to please Mr. Musk. And, the other “Cassandra” would say the same thing, straight up.
What do we have here?
LOL
Elons baby mama drama just went public on a Milo Yiannopoulos troll tweet
—-
You can not convince me we don’t live in a simulation
—
We are seeing glitches on a daily basis
LMAO https://t.co/UUjgFBaLgc pic.twitter.com/BUBTa5f13Z
— TheArmchairAnalyst (@Sitting_Analyst) February 15, 2025
It is very tough to tell whether those are real, if Elon is somehow dodging this woman, he needs to address why he would choose to do so immediately. There are still plenty of fan boys on “X” to come for Musk’s attention:
> be elon
> on a mission to build the future
> tesla, spaceX, neuralink, xAI, starlink
> bored
> side quest: buy twitter, call it X, restore free speech, make it profitable
> still bored
> side-side-quest: become top-ranked diablo player in the world
> still not…— vittorio (@IterIntellectus) February 15, 2025
Well, let me help on that last one. If an adorable 31 year old doe-eyed brunette crawls up into my bed, not sure how much “Side-side-____” you need on that, it’s kind of in front of your face. Fatherhood! I could do it, maybe… Except, I’d have to look my daughter in the eye the next day and then tell her that she’s going to essentially be “step Mom” to a new sister (My daughter would be 18 when the child would be born)… Nah. That’s awfully embarrassing to a real man who answers to only one or two women in his life, and his daughter is one of them, the most important. I couldn’t do that to her. So, I guess, no – it really is kind of hard to explain how Elon can cruise around so easily, with no real “attachment” issues… Oh, snap! That’s it, no “attachment” issues, nothing to make things stick, nothing to hang on to anything, really. No attachment. No love. No worries!
Makes it much easier, to have no real emotions in the matter. But he should admit that up front, I am not sure that he’s willing to do so. I think he wants it to all appear “normal” – as in, he loves Ashley and his child, except, I suspect, he doesn’t know either one.
God Bless. I can be reached at [email protected] and on Twitter or X at @JasonMiciak and now follow on Bluesky
Well, it’s simple. He f*cks anything that moves.
some of those 13 kids were by artificial insemination.
he really doesn’t do relationships. or consider the needs of anyone but himself. the way he is using his little son is disgusting.
Correction: anything that holds still.for him , because his pasty, puffy body isn’t in good enough shape to.actually run one down.
This is interesting in the sense that conservatives are uncomfortable about Muskrat being a baby daddy with multiple women. That is something after all they’ve spent decades excoriating “those people” (black and brown people) for doing. Remember Reagan coining the term “Welfare Queen?” And boy did they love trashing the guys who would go around knocking women up and then dumping them. All the while ignoring rich which guys with their trophy wives. You know, the ones the rich dudes would marry who were babes, then have a kid or two with them and then divorce them – for a new and younger version. THAT has always been pretty much ignored but Trump with his high profile trophy wives and a couple of divorces he played up for headlines (his “Brand”) put them in an awkward spot.
Well all know damn well Melania would have been traded in for Trophy wife #4 had Trump not gotten active in politics by taking a leading role in the whole birther thing and then vowing retribution when Obama skewered him at the WH Correspondents dinner. He decided to get serious about running for President then and there. He also, while not believing n god any more than I do knew he’d need that huge block of so-called “Christian” voters to have a chance. That he’d have to convince their Evangelical Leaders he wasn’t the guy he’d been his whole life. That his marriage was ‘Real and based on mutual love” instead of just another transaction. In this case a transaction with someone to be arm candy and pump out a kid to prove he was still “virile” and then divorce so he could get some fresh… well you know. Melania would get her “fee” and Trump would get to pretend he was some “stud.”
THAT is being an actual “baby daddy” and let’s be honest. Had he not gotten into elective politics Trump would have long ago moved on to trophy wife #4. Hell, he’d likely be with trophy wife #5 now or on the hunt for her! In any case Trump managed to finesse things with the Evangelical leaders who in turn convinced all their voters to vote for him. It was probably the judges thing that did they trick. Those assholes who profess to be Christian and teach the opposite of what their Jeebus preached made their deal with the devil.
Still, it put conservatives in an awkward spot and maybe it’s just me but rhetoric decrying “baby daddies” seemed to ratchet down quite a bit after Trump blew through the 2016 primaries. And that’s why I say this gets interesting. If concerns about co-President Musk being a baby daddy are being voiced it might well be for a reason – to shift the issue away from Trump’s status as one. On the other hand it could all blow up on them. Especially with younger ones who hate abortion (but still want prescription birth control and family planning in plenty of cases) and gay rights, and worry about climate change. Musk and Trump are joined at the hip and if the question is now “safe” for Evangelicals to ponder when it comes to Musk, what if an increasing number look at his co-President who actually holds the title? His high profile divorces and fathering children with three different women – that we know of?
We’ve seen one of the big ones, Falwell fall from “grace” and Franklin Graham doesn’t hold anywhere near the “juice” his father Billy Graham did. This might turn out to be a major wound to Trump. For all their talk these Evangelicals use a lot of govt. money in their own programs/missionary work. Put a pin in this one folks
The GOP whined about Welfare Queens because they were women of color and poor. They are fine with athletes who are Black spawning kudsr, because while they are Black, they are rich which makes them.honorary white men They are happy with rich white men trading in wives every few years and fathering offspring with mistresses and the new replacement wife. Those rich dudes are lauded for their virility and commended for paying for child support.
That’s more children to more different women than even Trump.
From the party of ‘family values’, (allegedly).
I’m sure this doesn’t factor into Musk’s thoughts, but why in the world should we increase the population, if we can’t feed and house the people we have now? Just a thought.
Musk, as well as Trump and other conservatives aren’t yet emphasizing the quiet part. Trump in the past has virtually said it when it comes to immigration – as in wanting to see more ‘Scandanavian” and ‘European” immigrants. WHITE people which is the reason for the Scandanavian part. He’s media savvy but knew damn well that he’d been elected largely because he said the quiet stuff out loud putting it that bluntly wouldn’t do him more harm than good.
You’re correct of course that our planet already has more people than it can sustain and the impacts on the environment an over-populated world is increasingly evident. The thing is, Caucasians as in WHITE people don’t make up anywhere near close to the majority of the people on this planet and THAT is what Musk and the others object to. Instead a world of non-white people being a minority of the world’s population and WHITE people being a majority (and by more than a little bit) is the goal.