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*Satire Alert* This thing just wormed itself into my brain over the last couple of days, and so I decided to go ahead and run with it. The article below is pure satire. If you’re hopefully in the mood for a laugh, then read on, if not, sorry to have wasted your time, and see you in the next article!

*This article is an Infohores EXCLUSIVE!*

My friends, I have to tell you, after more than 30 years of covering politics with a mind towards holding the radical commie Left to account, I thought I had seen it all. From Al Gore’s bullshit hanging chad conspiracy to Barack Obama’s bullshit birth certificate, and on to Hillary’s disgusting pedophile sex pizza ring, I thought that I had seen it all. But I was obviously wrong. We here at Infohores have just uncovered a conspiracy so deep, and so severe, that it threatens the very presidency of Donald Trump!

This explosive blockbuster was brought to us by someone who just happened to be in the right place at the right time, and overheard things he was never meant to. Our source, Jethro Windy, who agreed to speak to us only under the strictest rules of anonymity was most productive. After taking a circuitous route meant to foil any attempts to tail us, we met our confidential informant over a couple of brews in his mothers basement, where our protected source is temporarily living, the Demon Rat coronavirus HOAX having made it almost impossible to panhandle on mostly empty streets.

It was in fact our source’s quest for gainful employment as a bouncer at a strip bar  that led him to the El Caso Cheapo Motel just outside of Paramus, New Jersey, and the Slices and Suds Pub across the street. Seated alone in a booth, our protected source could hear loud conversation coming from the booth directly behind him, and immediately realized that something foul was afoot. Our source left his booth to go to the bathroom, and upon returning, was able to observe two shady looking men sharing a double pepperoni and cheese pizza, as well as their third pitcher of suds.

The Dummycrat operatives were obviously in high spirits, and the reason for their cheer was quickly evident. They were bragging about their latest exploit, which was to use our beloved President Trump’s own advertising against him! And the plot that they unfolded should bring shivers to the spine of any true American patriot!

The Bolshi Democrat operatives were bribing low level custodial help at television stations to do their work for them. Their stooges would remove the disks of Trump’s presidential reelection advertising, and stick an almost invisible chip to the underside of the disk. When the disk was inserted into a player, the chip would activate, and while the ad ran, send out subliminal signals to voters, such as Trump is a loser!, and Trump can’t win!. The Democrats are using the President’s own advertisements against him!

This is a shocking assertion, but here at Infohores we don’t go to press with baseless assertions. I decided to use scientific testing to prove or disprove the assertions of our protected source. And so, for the next week, every time a Trump campaign ad came on, I jumped off of my chair, and pressed my noses to the screen, looking for the subliminal messages. And sure as shit my friends, about 15 seconds in, I started seeing bright little white spots in front of my eyes, and twice I awoke  finding myself on the floor in front of the television. What more proof do you need?

This is by far and away the most absurd abuse of campaign tactics that I have ever seen in my lifetime. Now, more than ever we need to rally around the greatest President in the history of the world! History will judge us on how we stand up to the forces of evil.  And don’t forget to order my miracle life changing ass cream, guaranteed to give you more energy and passion on the link below.

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