Well that’s a relief.
Turning Point USA founder and outsized noggin owner Charlie Kirk assures us that the Covid-19 vaccine was not responsible for Aaron Rogers’ possible season (and career?) Achilles’ tendon injury in last night’s game against the Buffalo Bills.
This was rather an easy determination for Charlie to make, which is the only reason that Kirk was not wrong about it -as he is about everything else- as Rogers refused the vaccine two years ago in violation of NFL policy, going so far as to white lie about it when asked directly by Joe Rogan about whether he had taken the shot, famously replying “I’m gonna say, ‘I’ve been immunized.
But you can bet that if Rogers had been a poster-boy for the jab and had starred in a video promoting the vaccine, Kirk would have been first to say that it was responsible not only for tearing Rogers’ Achilles but also that Dr. Fauci was suited up in a Bills’ uniform and was the one who sacked him.
Our pal Ron Filipowski a his team had some fun with Charlie over at Twitter:
And it’s ironic that the players who sacked him were actually three Covid viruses. I hear he was defenseless. pic.twitter.com/Mg9f3gfv9m
— SnarkTank (@TheSnarkTank99) September 12, 2023
😂
"Rub a little ivermectin on it and get back in there"
— ProLib (@prolibshow) September 12, 2023
That’ll do the trick.
"I should have brought him my paste." pic.twitter.com/68cCLLpIuU
— Country Music's Travis Trittt (@RadimirGuerrero) September 12, 2023
Yup
I thought the Anti-woke crowd was boycotting the NFL.
— Rebel Rod (@Lorenzo23462) September 12, 2023
Only when it suits them.
LOL. He clearly doesn’t watch sports. I think it was the 350 lb linebacker that SAT on KAaron that caused his ankle injury.
— ZoëbethC-MeidasMightyⓂ️Ⓜ️👑🇺🇦🦇🎃💀 (@Meidas_ZobethC) September 12, 2023
Yup
Quick get Dr. Joe Rogan on the line
— J Gregory (@JGreg34) September 12, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
He knows the vaccine didn't cause Rogers' injury, but "Gomer" Comer is gonna hold hearings to make sure Joe Biden didn't do it.
— Imperial Illuminati Air Force (Official Account) (@GreggEvans16) September 12, 2023
💯💯💯
Or, just maybe, not listening to Dr's and other health professionals, limits your ability to keep yours self at 100% top notch health and inclines yourself to injury.
— Schmitt Romney 🇺🇸 P01135809 (@SchmittRomney) September 12, 2023
Nah, Mitt, couldn’t be that.
Did he have a mask on? Maybe he couldn't breath, felt dizzy and it caused him to fall and twist his ankle.
— Nancy (@Nancy82777978) September 12, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
How can he be so sure? pic.twitter.com/LdgKcgK1lG
— Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@DissentingCat) September 12, 2023
🤣🤣🤣
The good news for Jets fans is that Rogers’ replacement and last year’s Jets QB Zach Wilson kept his team in the game, and rookie return-man Xavier Gipson stunned the Bills with a 65 yard punt return for the winning touchdown in overtime in the 22-16 victory.
I wonder if Zach and Xavier are vaccinated?
Hmm. What are the odds that a THIRTY-NINE year old quarterback might suffer a potentially career-ending injury during a game? (For the record, the man is going to turn 40 in just three months! I hope his paycheck to keep playing at his age is worth the potential end of his career.)
Then again, between Rodgers and Charlie Kirk, I’ll lay 10 to 1 odds that Rodgers could still out do Kirk in virtually everything.
Saw somewhere that his contract is heavily tilted towards playing time & performance metrics. Maybe next hyear …
Okay, now on top of being the biggest idiot MAGA supremist have. Kirk is also a doctor. Beam map up Scotty, no intelligent life down here!