Sweet Jesus, really, Elon? How is it that a guy can have hundreds of billions of dollars and yet cannot even seem to come around enough to hire someone to clean up his mess when he leaves kids dotting this land? As is stated in a Petition, filed in state court in New York, “upon information and belief,” Elon Musk had relations with one Ashley St. Clair in St. Barts (Well, if you’re going to do it… ) and a child was the result of the entanglement. St. Clair is ever confident that Elon Musk is the father and, frankly, Musk seems all too confident as well, at least in the texts that dot the Petition that can be found here. Reading the Petition itself allows you to appreciate the incredible weirdness that permeates the texts that accompany this matter.
From a report in The New York Post:
Conservative influencer Ashley St. Clair is seeking to legally declare Elon Musk is the father of her child — and get sole custody of her 5-month-old son St. Clair… 26, brought the legal action against the billionaire tech tycoon a week after her bombshell public claims that she gave birth to Musk’s 13th child.
Call me old fashioned but I am the exact same age as Musk and I would feel especially creepy fathering children with a 26 year old. Maybe it’s just me but I would rather be with… never mind. He wants to impregnate as many women as possible. Indeed, as a complete aside in this matter, see the tweet below (Bonus material will not be on the quiz.) – about the man who wants to be emperor of the world.
it's really saying something that this is how an apparent friend explains Elon's goals www.vanityfair.com/news/story/e…
— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) 2025-02-21T23:52:29.307Z
Well, it looks like he wants to give his inner Genghis Khan a run. Anyway, I wish it got better but no. Again, the document referenced below can be found in the link to the petition above. (This material will be covered in the quiz.)
Included in the court filing is a photo of Musk holding an infant and flirtatious texts the pair allegedly exchanged. In a separate custody petition, St. Clair claims that Musk was not present for the child’s birth and has only met the baby on three occasions — twice in Manhattan, where she lives, and once in Texas. Musk has also never asked to see the baby, nor asked for photos of him, the custody filing alleges.
Musk sure knows how to make the ladies swoon. Of course, a private flight to St. Barts to do whatever is not a bad way to kick things off no matter what the age of the woman alongside. Still, at some point a man is supposed to be better than this because there’s no amount of money…
Elon allegedly texted her, “I want to knock you up again.” Ashley claims he also said, “Well, we do have a legion of kids to make.”
Alright, I can actually envision a scenario where “I want to knock you up again” could be something kinda sexy, maybe romantic, if done over a nailed bottle of wine at a ski resort at about 11:00 p.m. on a Saturday with a fire roaring alongside… NOT IN A TEXT!!! Maybe he can hire someone to tutor him on these things? I could at least write better stuff into texts. He needs to hire somebody. “How about two million a month in support?” Good? Yes. Thank you. And it’s done, with none of this hitting the net. How much money will it take to outlive the “I want to knock you up again” line? That is a $10 billion dollar hit to the ego that he’ll never get back. I kinda like her spunk, though. Releasing that quote and pictures of texts pretty well negates the chance of ever being Mrs. Musk – not that that was ever the goal. She’s a fighter, though.
This really shouldn’t be that hard. But when you look completely out of it on a Ketamine burst while brandishing a chainsaw at CPAC, “I want to knock you up” might not even be above the fold when it comes to Musk headlines this week. He can land a rocket on its ass but can’t get his ass together enough to see to it that this is “taken care of” very quietly?
Oh, and, Elon? Remember, the net never forgets. Someday your child will grow up and read about you being a bit of a cad. Try to remember that because, God only knows, this likely won’t be your last entanglement.
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Oh the irony. he wants to ‘knock somebody up’ but everyone else agrees they want to knock him down.
🤢 OK, Jason, you do say that there is creepiness about the Nazi Oligarch and a 26 year-old woman and that is certainly true. But (you knew there was a but), you are giving me the creeps with some winks at the behavior of this guy and especially St. Clair. These sorry excuses for human beings are narcissistic, high on their egos (and, at least one on ketamine), and incredibly hateful toward every community that isn’t them. Musk is a rutting pig at all times and St. Clair chose to rut with him. This cannot be lightened by cute statements about doing it in St. Barts. St. Clair is an “influencer” (omg, how I despise that word!) because she posts about “gender dysphoria” (it’s not hate, it’s science), body positivity as an excuse for gross obesity, “criminal” migrants and every other nasty MAGA ideal!! She was willing to rut with a Nazi because he let her back on Twitter when Jack Dorsey had long ago banned her from the platform. 👏👏
Anyway, Jason, I think you gave her a pass on her behavior when you were reporting mostly on the drugged-out Nazi. Her “spunk” is actually just her being very comfortable in far-right spaces and liking Nazis enough to create unfortunate kids with them! 🤢🤮🤬
Well, I am. 7 years older than my husband. He likes older women. His celeb crush is Helen Mirren.
Methinks Muskrat is trying to prove he still.has”it”( newsflash: you were never attractive or sexy) and can have any woman he wants. Ask yourself this. If you only made $50K a year, would she still.sleep.with you.
If I were her,,I’d want 100K a month minimum in support and a cool 10 billion in the will guaranteed in a money market fund that is safe as houses. And a nice bonus for putting up.with Musk and 9 months of pregnancy-&say, a small $100. million.