This is too funny. Donald Trump can’t lie his way out of this one. He’s been glued to the cell phone all morning and/or in front of the cameras at his Mar-a-Lago “studio” (the black pit with the flags that he posts dimly lit and dim wit pieces from) and he has yet to say word one about wife Melania’s birthday.
This is on top of the fact that People Magazine is doing a piece saying that Trump might be “unavailable” for his wife’s party, which is a thin disguise for the fact that she simply may not want him there.
Trump’s lack of birthday greetings is getting embarrassing, especially as it’s getting on to evening and soiree time in Florida. So who jumped into the breach to save the day?
Trump has made about 30 posts today. Not one about Melania’s birthday though. Not to worry, Lindsey’s got it covered. pic.twitter.com/mrh4SOj3RW
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 26, 2023
Here’s a blast from the past.
Not even a beautiful card? https://t.co/FeKKTJ8d3i
— Republicans against Trumpism (@RpsAgainstTrump) April 26, 2023
A card and flowers from a billionaire? You can tell he’s just making this up as he goes along.
Remember that great line from Cat On A Hot Tin Roof, “I’d choke her with diamonds and smother her with furs?” Isn’t that what high rollers like Trump do? Big Daddy sure thought so. But then Big Daddy was the real thing and Donald is not.
Thankfully, Melania has other friends she can spend this birthday with.
Happy Birthday dear Melania.
Happy birthday to you . pic.twitter.com/GHHrq0cgS7— Cynthia Porter 🍃💙🍃 (@CynthiaDPorter) April 26, 2023
They may be family, too, for aught that we know.
Well, let’s keep an eye on the roped off section of the Mar-a-Lago dining room, shall we?
What is truly comical about this, is that people in that social strata employ people to take care of these things. The fact that Lindsey Graham has to run in, late afternoon on Melania’s birthday and save the bacon, says it all. Trump world is a dysfunctional mess.
As Anthony Scaramucci said, “The fish rots from the head down.”
Their pre-nup MIGHT still have a provision that she has to f*ck him on HIS birthday but I’m quite certain it explicitly states she is under no obligation to let him do so on hers! I’ll bet terms are spelled out as to exactly what physical contact (i.e. hold hand, a kiss on the cheek etc.) he’s allowed in front of the cameras. I think it’s safe to say she doesn’t want him anywhere near her, and in the broad sense he probably doesn’t want to be. EXCEPT showing up, crashing her party would ruin her birthday and Trump being the kind of congenital a$$hole he is probably can’t resist an opportunity like that.
I don’t see why people are surprised. It’s not like Melania is a REAL wife–she’s simply another bought-and-paid for trophy. Does anyone else send out “birthday cards” to the various trophies they got in the past?
If Melania really wants a birthday card–or even acknowledgment–from Donald Doofus, she’ll have to do what she’s done for sex since she had Barron: Do it on her own. (She can probably even manage to get a better card for herself than anything the Doofus could ever get–she knows what SHE likes; at best, the Doofus would probably just pick up something from the Mar-a-Lago gift shop, and demand a “preferred guest” discount on the $20 nothing.)
And I am.pretty sure she’s more likely to have an orgasm from her Hitachi magic Wand than his tiny mushroom appendage. The one good thing is that, according to Stormy Daniels (I really like her,smart, funny,savvy, businesswoman and mother),he operates on what my husband calls the”4Get It Syndrome”: get it up get it in,get off,,get out. I have to wonder how many woman would want a,second bout if he were not rich., if he is that selfish and short-lived in the sack.
I was twice approached by modeling scouts for major agencies. Took the card. Talked it over. You are expected to.go.clubbing and “accommodate” VIPs. One of my friends who liked to.dance pointed him out as an atrocious example. I decided I preferred a job where I kept my clothes on and the only accommodate I had to.make involved handing someone a book.