Brandon Straka, the January 6th rioter who avoided real jail time by ratting out his fellow Insurrectionists through a plea deal he made with the government, then went to Dallas to bilk the marks at CPAC by crying in a fake cell, is now accusing us meanies on the left of seeking to “criminalize art” to see him further prosecuted.
No, Brandon, we are just laughing at your sorry ass.
But… be careful what you wish for…
Someday, the human race will evolve to a point where it will stop persecuting people for their art. This is tragic. pic.twitter.com/ANoFyEf8mZ
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 8, 2022
What is the title of this film? I’ll go first:
Saw Skank Detention pic.twitter.com/jYT8ERMxBn— Neil Stevens DVM (@NeilStevensDVM) August 8, 2022
😆😆🤣🤣🤣
I needed a whole bottle of Milk of MAGAnesia after seeing it.
— Pizza Pi in the Sky 🌻 (@mojetsky) August 8, 2022
Weirder than Pollock on acid.
By the way, just in case people don't know who this joker is: pic.twitter.com/9f1YaZOrbr
— Dr. Ohm 🇺🇲🌊🇺🇦 (@HereToRebuild) August 8, 2022
I don’t want to criminalize art, but I will say that some art is, well, criminally bad. pic.twitter.com/GcTqTYSn7s
— REFrankel (@REFrankel) August 8, 2022
Yep
I actually enjoyed that art piece and would enjoy it more if he would stay in the cage another 10 years. 😁
— kdunnez (@_The_Phantom_1_) August 8, 2022
You and me both, Phantom
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Not quite sure anyone on the left called for his actual imprisonment. But maybe I missed that drowned out by the uproarious laughter.
— PWtham11 ☮️ (@pwtham11) August 8, 2022
The compassion, sympathy & dedication he & MTG have shown towards the jailed rioters is just beautiful.
I’m so grateful for his commitment to his art & MTG’s prayers.
Did you ever think they’d do all that for Antifa?
Maybe their performance art can build bridges after all. pic.twitter.com/ssPepN2BzW
— Lellie Musk-Walker (odds are 1 is my dad) (@auntlellie) August 8, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
Lol. My dog craps better performance art.
— Bill Johnson (@Bill43111) August 8, 2022
But tell us what you really think Bill😆
“Prosecuted.” That’s what you meant, right?? 🙄🤣
— Sunny to the Shine ☀️🇺🇦🌻 (@sunnyintex) August 8, 2022
I am literally laughing out loud. People that call that art should be prosecuted.
— Misty D Sunshine (@CocoChewy1) August 8, 2022
Yup
What persecution? We want him to keep performing this piece for 10 or 20 years.
— Mojave Morning (@MojaveMorning) August 8, 2022
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Hey! I was taking a sip of coffee when I read that! How about some warning!?
— Pass The Popcorn 🍿 (@A100Alicia) August 8, 2022
☕️☕️☕️
The stunning display of performance art at CPAC, especially when Madge was ministering to the fake prisoner, reminded me of THE PIETA I saw at Angelina’s Pizza in central Jersey.
— Susan Becraft 🇺🇦 (@AliceTinker1943) August 8, 2022
Where in Jersey?
Funny how Republicans facing consequences always pivot to claim their actions were artistic expression.
InfoWars' Alex Jones Is a 'Performance Artist,' His Lawyer Says in Divorce Hearing https://t.co/BkFAJFowkc via @nbcnews
— 🏳️🌈Sybil Ludington’s Saddle (@returnofbex) August 8, 2022
Yup
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner…
Awwwwww pic.twitter.com/6CDF5KjzgP
— Katrina McKinney (@catincoggnito) August 8, 2022
Thanks for the laughs, Ron!
Yo dude – if you want to be a “performance” artist then fucking commit to it! Do your “artistry” from an actual prison cell! As for the tweet suggesting movie titles I’m not sure about that but I think the captions on the meme are overly polite. I see the look on his face (as in no fucking way!) and the look on hers apparently wanting to comfort him and (putting on flame retardant suit!) think the proper caption would be MTG – “You need comforting. I give great head.” Straka – “Hell no – The thought of where your mouth has been has me fighting back puke!”
He’s just trying to prove he’s not a snitch, after snitching.
“We have finally met Brandon and he is us.”
Signed,
GOP
That one pic of former guy riding a bear is ignoring the fact that he damn near shit himself when an eagle flapped its wings in front of him. Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of moron creates something not only incredibly stupid but also so far off of the mark it’s a joke everyone on the planet would understand to be a joke. Granted a poor one.
I haven’t heard any suggestions for further prosecution. Is someone saying he breached his conditions of parole or something?