As the twig is bent, so grows the tree. And it looks like whatever mater and pater Boebert did or didn’t do, their eldest son Tyler is what is known colloquially as a fuck up. On top of reckless driving and robbery, now Child Protective Services is in the picture and young Boebert has been charged with misdemeanor child abuse. Westword:
According to records obtained from the Windsor Police Department and confirmed by the Weld County District Attorney’s office, Tyler Boebert, the eldest of controversial Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert‘s four sons, was cited on Friday, July 11, by the Windsor Police Department and faces a misdemeanor charge of child abuse.
Details about the circumstances that led to the criminal citation were not publicly available as of July 25. According to a court summons, the child-abuse charge Tyler faces is criminal negligence where no death or injury occurred. Congresswoman Boebert characterized the incident as “a miscommunication on monitoring my young grandson that recently led to him getting out of our house.”
A two-year-old leaving the house on his own. Well, I give the kid credit for judgement. Maybe there is hope for some generation of the Boebert clan. Sometimes screwed up parents will raise a smart kid against all odds, believe me, I know whereof I speak. That’s my story. But still, a toddler leaving the house is not the usual course of things. And if there’s legal action being taken and Child Protective Services is involved, there’s a tad more to this story than we’re getting from this rough sketch.
It’s the latest in a string of law enforcement encounters for the twenty-year-old over the past few years. In September 2022, Tyler flipped his father’s SUV into a Garfield County creek bed, resulting in his passenger suffering multiple concussions and a severely lacerated hand. He was ticketed for careless driving, with Garfield County prosecutors eventually dropping his case down to a “defective vehicle for headlights” ticket under a plea deal.
In January 2024, Tyler called the police and reported that his father, Jayson, was assaulting him at their home in Garfield County, resulting in the elder Boebert’s arrest. The arrest affidavit said Jayson allegedly “pushed Tyler to the ground and pushed his thumb into his mouth.”
Nothing like a drunk redneck assaulting his own flesh and blood. He’s taught them what dysfunctional is and their mother has taught them what phony bullshit is. And clearly Tyler is acting out on these teachings learned at his parents’ knees — or thumbs. Or fists.
On February 27, 2024, Tyler was hit with felony charges for a series of thefts from vehicles and for using stolen credit cards at local gas stations in Rifle and Parachute. He was hit with more than a dozen charges, eventually pleading guilty last October to a single charge of attempting to commit identity theft. After his plea, a 9th Judicial District judge gave Tyler a two-year deferred judgment, allowing his felony to be cleared from his record upon successfully completing his 24-month probation term. Under his court-ordered probation, Tyler was to complete eighty hours of community service, and he was banned from using controlled substances.
It’s unclear whether Tyler’s citation constitutes a breach of his probationary term, which still has over one year left. The police report is not a public record, according to the Weld County DA’s office, and no documents have been filed with the court beyond a July 11 summons provided to Westword by Windsor police. He is due in Weld County Court at 1 p.m. on September 8.
The kid is out of control and he’s got a sense of entitlement. That much is clear. He also has a sense that he won’t be held accountable. And who can blame him for that? He’s seen his own mother behave egregiously, drunk and obnoxious in public, disturbing the peace, and she’s still in Congress. If anything, Tyler is learning that the more of a sociopath you are, the better.
Interesting that the newspaper piece doesn’t say anything about what Tyler does for a living. Maybe he’s a career criminal. Clearly, he’s one in training.
“Tyler has been doing a great job getting his life on track as a father and citizen over the past year; unfortunately, this event stems from a miscommunication on monitoring my young grandson that recently led to him getting out of our house. As the citation states, there was absolutely no injury or physical abuse involved. Our family has already met with CPS to ensure we are continuing to provide a safe environment for my boys and my grandson; I am confident this is a one-time incident that we have addressed as a family,” Boebert’s full statement reads.
If Tyler’s efforts are a great job, I’d hate to see what a piss poor one looks like.
Let’s hope Bristol Palin, Sarah’s wild-child doesn’t spend time in Colorado and hook up with Bobo’s kid. Let’s face it, given the rivalry of their moms Bristol and Tyler might think it would be fun to make a baby just to spite both of their attention whore moms! If you want to know what could be worse than Trump, such a kid would be it. Satan himself would probably say “fuckit – I’m retired.”
You know who Tyler Boebert reminds me of? Paul Snyder, the guy who killed Dorothy Stratten. They’re both small guys and there’s something in his eyes which is pure sleaze, just like Snyder had. He’s a very off putting punk, let’s just say that much.
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ONLY the best people. Give Trump a little time, Tyler will have some post at the White House.
as for what he does for a living that last paragraph suggests he lives with his mother.
I thought he lived with his wife in his own place. I’m not sure where I got that impression. But if he does still live with mom at age 20, then he should have a job or be in college, or both. At age 20 I was both and so were a great many of my peers. There’s no excuse for a 20-year-old, particularly one who is already a parent, to not be gainfully employed and/or pursuing some good job training or education.
Hopefully he will be a giant albatross hung around bobos neck for all eternity
I wonder if he’s the kid that she popped out in her truck?
No, I think that was kid three. Or four. Or, it might not have happened at all. Bobo is like her idiot idol, she lies like a rug.