Bobo Set To Make History Losing Two House Seats In One Election

I am so hoping that Lauren Boebert joins her soul mate and clone, Madison Cawthorn, in obscurity in the not too distant future. I was quite confident that that goal was going to be realized in CO-03, but then Adam Frisch’s stellar fundraising apparently upset the powers that be, and now Bobo is off the CO-03 ballot and onto the CO-04 ballot — if she doesn’t get taken down at the primary level.

Now, two schools of thought here: One, which the state GOP has expressed, is that it did not tell her to go run in CO-04. Mebbe. Mebbe not. I sincerely don’t think that Boebert dreamt up the idea on her own. Maybe it will turn out at the end of the day that more facts come to light, but at this very moment, that’s the stance I’m taking. I think she was encouraged to switch congressional districts. The other school of thought is that, no, they tried to talk her out of it. Fine. If she’s that headstrong, on top of being stupid, let’s watch her self destruct, like the old Mission Impossible tapes. Now, a couple of clips you need to see. One is Bobo telling the world that the rest of the GOP are frauds, but she’s not. The second is an hilarious uberegotistical rant. If she did this in a psychiatrist’s office, they would be quite worried about her.

Well her tits sure as shit ain’t. 🧐 pic.twitter.com/oOB0RguEyB

— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) December 31, 2023

“She said come real close, we’ll pray. I was afraid to go close because Sister Charlotte had a mustache.
Now, I battle my own mustache so God will not be mocked… Jesus lives in my heart."
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"I learned to have limitless thinking from reading the Bible."
~Lauren Boebert pic.twitter.com/xF5qV1Fuju

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An intellect made for fortune cookies, a body made for burlesque. And Bobo would have you believe that she is the real thing, the salvation of the GOP. Now this next clip goes deeper. It reveals that the Democrats don’t run on policies anymore, they’re only against Lauren Boebert. Um….are we suffering from Bobo Derangement Syndrome? Is that our problem? Or, do we merely see with clarity what a stupid see you tonight you are?

https://t.co/OgOmaEqOmh Bobo says Dems aren't running on policy in Colorado, they're running against her. Another case of the ego being much larger than the brain.

— Ursula Faw (@ursulafaw56) January 1, 2024

You notice that Bobo claimed she was “representing the entire state of Colorado.” I guarantee you, screams out outrage are being heard in the Denver-Boulder area, where I’m from. She emphatically does not represent those people, except in her dreams.

It’s going to be an interesting race. Here is Ike McCorkle’s website. McCorkle will represent the fourth district, or John Padora will. We did a piece on Padora already. Here’s his website again. Whichever Democrat gets the nomination is fine with me. If a ficus tree would get the nomination, it would do a better job in Congress than Lauren Boebert.

These two races in Colorado are going to be intriguing. Bobo just might manage to lose them both. Back to the theory that the GOP didn’t cobble this up: That theory is a many splendored thing itself. Bobo was about to be primaried. Not tell me that the GOP would have been fine with that, if it wasn’t in extreme anxiety about losing that seat?

So, Bobo didn’t want to be primaried and I don’t blame her. She can’t debate. That’s not in her box of tools. So she would have gotten wiped out in the debate process of the primary. Then will somebody answer for me why she doesn’t think she’s going to get wiped out in the debate process for the CO-04 primary? What is the difference, a primary here or a primary there — unless the GOP decided that maybe she could save Ken Buck’s old seat and she was sure to lose her own?

Just speculating, which is what we do a lot of here. But I think it might be the case at the end of the day that Bobo turns a laser focus on CO-04, like she did on CO-03 and she might lose them both.

Maybe not. Maybe since CO-04 is so staunchly Republican, that seat will go to the Republican. Then I guess she better hope she’s in it, the one with the R behind her name, because that is by no means assured at this point. And you know what happened to Madison Cawthorn when he did this mickey mouse.