Alina Habba comes up with some interesting excuses for her client, former President Donald Trump regarding his criminal hush-money case. She came up with a grade AAA extra fancy one for Fox News host Sean Hannity on Monday evening.

She had all kinds of things to tell Hannity as the two discussed Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s case against her client after the conclusion of Trump’s first day in court. Bragg has accused Trump of falsifying business records to cover up payments made to adult film actress Stormy Daniel, Raw Story reports. Habba’s take on the situation is, um…unique.

“let’s not forget something here, sean, president trump was in washington when…this is happening,” habba said. “when somebody made a notation in an accounting record at trump organization, he was in washington taking care of this country.”

Yeah, Trump is so altruistic—he was cradling the country, nevermind that pesky person who jotted down a notation in an accounting record for his company. Listen, the only person this man is ever altruistic to is himself. Habba may not know it, but if he sees fit to fire her for any reason, he’ll do so before she even realizes the door has hit her in the butt on the way out.

But the young attorney with stars in her eyes is blinded to this fact and she told Hannity that Judge Juan Merchan’s decision to prevent Trump from skipping out on his New York City trial because he wanted to attend next week’s Supreme Court presidential immunity arguments was a violation of due process.

“he’s not even allowing a person due process, the right to go sit in front of the supreme court and hear a case that determines many lawsuits that are currently against president trump,” habba whined.

As you might expect, folks on social media had plenty to say about Habba’s legal insight.

“i’m not sure haba [sic] should be disbarred so much as retroactively un-barred,” quipped @lawyer_unfrozen. “As in someone needs to figure out what typo or error led to her being admitted in the first place.”

“he is a criminal on trial. he should’ve thought of this before going through all of these delay tactics. He is a victim of his own making,” wrote @marthurgray.

“supreme court rulings are not necessary for a defendant to attend. maybe she should have shown up on that day of law school,” noted Charlie Thompson. “maybe her client should have listened to people who went to law school and not committed crimes.”

But I think I’m going to end things with this post because I think it’s fitting:

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8 COMMENTS

  1. Before seeing that last tweet I was already thinking that once again Habba failed to as she puts it “fake being smart.” Clearly she doesn’t have the chops to even fake it!

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  2. Um, does Habba-Dabba understand the concept of “time” at all?

    Trump was not “in Washington” when the payment was made. Trump was still CANDIDATE Trump, trying to cover up an embarrassing affair. According to the prosecutors, Daniels was paid the money by Michael Cohen (on Trump’s behalf) on October 27, 2016. It was in February of 2017 that Cohen put in his reimbursement request but the payment–which Trump knew about–took place more than a week before the election.

    Daniels was paid on Trump’s behalf before the 2016 election; the COVER-UP began after Trump got in the White House.

    The CNN timeline can be found (and Ms Habba-Dabba might want to take a look at it) at https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/14/politics/timeline-trump-stormy-daniels-hush-money-dg/index.html

  3. WTF?

    This silly twit not only doesn’t have any concept of that thing called “time” (honestly I question whether she has any concept of a LOT of things-tying her own shoes for instance), but she apparently doesn’t know that phones, texting, emails, etc. exist. Does she think that because trump was not in NY he couldn’t have called Mr. Cohen, emailed Mr. Cohen, texted Mr. Cohen, hell, invited Mr. Cohen down to D.C. for a chat? What in the ever-loving f*ck is wrong with this girl? HOW did she pass ANY college courses or any bar exam: did someone take the exams for her? More importantly-how is it she STILL has a license to practice law? It isn’t as if every state in the U.S. hasn’t had a real good look and listen to her so the licensing agencies of whatever state (s) have licensed her KNOW she is an incompetent and incapable of providing adequate and accurate legal counsel.

    I have to wonder just how easy it is to pass a bar exam. Looking at dimwit here I think not very hard. I need to ask Ursula sometime. Does it vary from state to state? If so, in what state should we not be hiring lawyers?

    • I know it’s hard, but put yourself in the place of a MAGAhat watching Sean Hannity on the TV, and this young lady comes on and says, “He was in DC and the check was in NYC, so he couldn’t have done it!!!”

      Smugly, you call your cousin who lives in California and you’re in Georgia, and say “See, he couldn’t have done it! And I’m on the telephone to you right now and will send you a followup email to prove it!!!”

  4. Trump must by now be delirious, because he has fired all the lawyers, starting with the smartest, most expensive first and down from there … TO THIS?

    All the smart ones got away from him as he refused to pay them for what they were worth, AND, they were telling him what he should or should NOT do, including DO NOT HARASS the Judges and DA’s … Of course, Trump cannot and WILL NOT, STFU … Come the 24th of this month, he will be back in court to apologize to the Judges and DA’s … He will NOT be prepared to experience the courts answer to his continued crossing the line of their gag orders, fines AND a short time in jail to squash his public rants …

    Trump is too dumb to realize the dangers of crossing the Judges and DAs with his dreams of power and glory … every word and action he makes in the halls or public rants is recorded as an item to charge him with …

    This time, he has gone way too far and the mouse trap has a hair trigger waiting for the buffoon’s obvious screw-up, cooling off in a city jail, for a germaphobe, will possibly be his total undoing … too bad 🙂

    • He has never grasped the fact that if you insult people they tend not to like you. The 8th grade bully never matured.

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