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Alex Jones: Democrats are Launching a Civil War on July 4th!!

July 2, 2018

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Alex Jones, right-wing nut-job conspiracy theorist and fake news spreader, claims that a Civil War, a product of Democratic planning, is at the ready with a “launch” planned for July 4th.

BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th https://t.co/38AWiUFaag

— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) July 1, 2018

This isn’t the first time Jones has spewed this type of rhetoric. On July 21st, 2017, Newsweek reported that he, along with other conservatives, were calling for a civil war against liberals, and he has gone on InfoWars prior to this new proclamation and discussed the same conspiracy.

Now, typically, this kind of nonsense should just be ignored by Democrats, but this time, Twitter user WisePaxCat sent out this great tweet.

So Alex Jones says the liberals are starting a Civil War on July 4th? You guys are supposed to tell me about this crap, now I am totally unprepared!

Is there a dress code? Do I need a horse?

Damnit, all I bought was BBQ supplies. Seriously, why didn’t anybody tell me? pic.twitter.com/apTDQF56zd

— Wise PaxCat (@WisePaxCat) July 2, 2018

All the replies are hilarious, but here are just a few.

Can we wear blue jeans in case we get dirty?

— Look Into the Eyes of the Wolf (@mtnsuz8) July 2, 2018

I would like to know too. Is this a formal revolution, or a more casual thing?

— Wise PaxCat (@WisePaxCat) July 2, 2018

The official uniform is draw-string pajama pants, thank goodness. We might as well be comfy.

— Super-Elite Space Force Cadet Catherine Collins (@Solipsy) July 2, 2018

Oh good. I prefer comfort during any kind of civil uprising, it really helps with any chafing issues!

— Wise PaxCat (@WisePaxCat) July 2, 2018

I thought we were supposed to all bring Llamas but it turned out someone is bringing Lattes. Leave your Llamas at home.

— Buzz Masters (@bmastersc) July 2, 2018