There is an iron clad maxim in the world of slinging illicit pharmaceuticals, one that no dealer who values their health, wealth and freedom not to reside for a number of years in a 8’x 5’ concrete room will ever violate – Don’t get high on your own supply.
Now, Kellyanne Conway does not traffic in narcotics or nose candy, as far as I know, but what she does deal in – alternative facts – can be just as addictive, pernicious and delusion-inducing as any street drug.
In the video below Kellyanne demonstrates just how dangerous alternative facts (AF) can be to ones sanity, as she dives face first into a big ole bump of happy AF, hovering up as much of the devil’s flake as she can through her surgically enhanced nose.
Looks like Desantis is the one with the problem. pic.twitter.com/tvasBJW7bE
— A yoSemite in the Desert 🇺🇸 (@Desert_yoSemite) October 5, 2022
Yeah, he really looks like he got the better of Joe…
Who wore the look better Trump or DeSantis? pic.twitter.com/bSM6Zj4uy6
— #WeAreNotExpendable☮️ (@p_yelvington) October 6, 2022
DeSantis by a nose, but not by much.
He got Ronny to admit he got help and support from White House and fema. With Biden standing there watching. Winner.
— Joey C 🥶🥶🔥🔥🍕🍕 (@JoeCostanza1) October 5, 2022
Ron had to be chewing holes in his tongue.
Stands there and eats it
pic.twitter.com/NroPfzGoBp— Rob Laurie (@PaineFulThought) October 6, 2022
Worst AmWay hosts ever.
Lemme translate that into normal person:
It must have been mortifying for DeSantis to have to stand there, knowing he needed some socialism from President Biden.
— Christine “Tenacious C” (she/her) (@MamacatLP) October 5, 2022
Yup
Her boy sulking 🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/1ZLhejQ5Kq
— Cheryl S S (@cayman4me) October 5, 2022
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Ron DeSantis didn't want to stand next to Joe Biden.
Normally he only likes people to stand around him that are his size or shorter. That and he can't seem to look him in the eye for more than a second without having to look down at his hands.— Chevron 🇺🇦🌈🌊#Resist #BLM (@lachevron) October 5, 2022
Actually it's a problem for DeSantis who was overshadowed.
— Leslieoo7 (@Leslieoo7) October 6, 2022
In every possible way.
WTF is she even talking about? Yes, the problem is for DeSantis who was forced to speak I front of reporters he couldn’t censor and throw out. Biden showed grace in the face of standing next to a man that showed him no respect until he wanted money.
— Sharon – It’s Time to Find Some Ethics (@SissyJade) October 5, 2022
It’s the AF talking’ Sissy.
— Mary (@MaryRaichinis) October 6, 2022
Yup
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Thinking that a president being an adult and setting politics aside after a natural disaster is a "problem" is what's wrong with today's GOP.
— That's HEDLEY! (@HedleyLamarr23) October 6, 2022
— It takes a village (@OG_Gamer_Bob) October 5, 2022
Ouch
Soon to be a hot item👇
— ObamaMama4SecPete 🐝 (@ObamaMama11) October 5, 2022
Fact check: huh?
— Garbageman (@garbageman01) October 5, 2022
Yup
— Olmeda (@OlmedaCamilo1) October 6, 2022
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There is hope for your addiction, Kellyanne, find yourself a rehab.
Every time Kellyanne opens her mouth to drop yet another turd on the unwitting public, I am reminded of her fuck-up beyond just about all of the others–when there was supposed to be a terrorist going to town in Bowling Green KY. You’d think that bit of asininity would have either A) embarrassed her so much she would just STFU or B) faux nuz would have cut her off.
I think one must have some self awareness as well as decency and/or integrity to realize they’ve screwed the pouch on an issue and maybe should back off and lay low for a bit. And, I don’t know, perhaps issue a retraction or something. But fucks like Kellyanne don’t do that, would never do that. Because, there’s another thing they don’t have. And they don’t have it in abundance, shame! I mean, there’s some kind of psychological envy type thing going on with this woman that she wants to prove she can be as big a lying shit-heel as the cabal of evil men she rubs elbows with in the gop. Fuck a duck Kellyanne! There are so many ways you could be doing some good in this world, instead you’re doing this! And Watters is seriously beneath my contempt! What a fucktard!