Arizona Republic reporter Laurie Roberts has little regard for Arizona GOP Secretary of State Candidate Mark Finchem, who hangs with Sandy Hook deniers and 9-11 truthers and who apparently spends his days fake cowboying so far from civilization that he knows no one who voted for Joe Biden, although 1,672,143 Arizonans pulled that lever:
“After nearly two years of waiting, Rep. Mark Finchem has at long last revealed the source of his certainty that Arizona’s 2020…
… It’s simple really, he explained, when a Time magazine reporter recently asked him why it was so difficult to believe that Joe Biden won Arizona.
“It strains credibility,” he replied. “Isn’t it interesting that I can’t find anyone who will admit that they voted for Joe Biden?”
When pressed about whether it was possible that plenty of people he didn’t know personally may have voted for Biden, here was Finchem’s answer:
“In a fantasy world, anything’s possible,” he said.”
Um… I hate to be the one to break this to ya, Mark, but either you are just cynical, election-denying GOP trash who would happily not count half of your state’s legitimate votes if that’s what it takes to install the mango menace as dictator, or you are full of foraged fermented cactus juice, or those mushrooms you found on the trail this afternoon and had for supper arrived in the Arizona desert as cosmic spores.
All three are possibilities I suppose, but I’m betting you are just an asshole.
What say you, Twitter?
— Sleepy Joe (@JoeRyan11605295) September 21, 2022
There it is.
The cosplay cowboy playing the only card he knows here.
— MG (@AZSports4Life) September 20, 2022
Yup
Mark Faschem
— iwhitness (@iwhitness1) September 20, 2022
Well said.
It's not a "stunning statement" — it's a lie. It's a dangerous anti-democratic lie. Say it.
— poozy (@poozy) September 20, 2022
Would a guy who embraces Sandy Hook conspiracies lie to us?
👇👇👇
Cartoon cowboy pic.twitter.com/pDbfvQXpVk
— Brad Daumke (@DaumkeBrad) September 20, 2022
🤣🤣🤣
— Jim Palmer (@jppalmer01) September 21, 2022
Yeah, well, how’d that work out for ya?
He's a fool aid chugger. pic.twitter.com/mzKZ9jBJid
— Susan (@seawitchiness) September 20, 2022
Yup.
Three loons atop the @azgop ticket.
— Grey Stafford (@ZOOmility) September 21, 2022
🙌 🙌 🙌
And that’s just one state.
That’s because trash like Mark Finchem can’t even comprehend the idea that actual American patriots from both parties would object to a mobbed up, racist incompetent, criminal foreign asset like trump being allowed to be the leader of the free world. pic.twitter.com/3mwM6dB8yW
— AZ Biden Republican (@RestoringFreed1) September 20, 2022
Say what you really think AZ.
You mean this insurrectionist who was a participant on 1/6 and knowingly signed a #ForgedElectionDocument as a #FakeElector.
AZ has a WAY better choice for SOS, @Adrian_Fontes #VoteBetterAz the @AZGOP is #TooExtreme pic.twitter.com/0HxXYVVOjd— Roni Ross (@vikwr) September 20, 2022
Yes, it does.
It’s a fantasy to think anything coming from Finchem is credible. #FinchemIsChaos https://t.co/VQU61XEFJk
— Prescott Indivisible (@IndivisPrescott) September 20, 2022
Do the right thing, Arizona.
Like Diogenes with his lamp, searching for a single honest man this asshat ventured forth in MAGA world trying to find someone who voted for Biden! Maybe he should have expanded his search just a bit? You know, out in the real world?
Yep. Probably would have found a few yeses had he talked to democrats and independents. Hell, if he spoke to republicans who aren’t magats he might have heard a few.
He probably tried, but his approach was so obviously an answer in search of a question that they blew him off.
Watch 2000 mules. You’ll change your mind.
The real Republican motto,
“In a fantasy world, anything’s possible.”
He couldn’t find anyone at any of the MAGA rallies he frequents who admits to voting for Biden. Well DUH.
I don’t doubt that in the circle sufficiently brain dead to call Finchem a friend, or even speak to him, for that matter, one would not find anyone with even the remote chance of having capacity for thought enough to vote for President Biden