We are swiftly approaching a moment of crisis, friends, which is nothing new. Ever since Donald Trump descended on the escalator, like an orange skinned space alien from Planet MAGA, garbed in a strange cotton candy helmet, here to invade our world and spread the plague of stupidity amongst us, it has been non stop crisis and chaos. You remember how the Kanamits said they were here To Serve Man and you found out too late what that really meant? The Trump experience has been something like that.
The latest crisis is actually one which could be welcome, (assuming things don’t turn violent) that of internal conflict within the Republican party. Fox News is doing its level best to ease Trump out of the driver’s seat and replace him with Ron DeSantis, while Trump himself, and allies, are doing their utmost to keep him in power and fundraise, fundraise.
Kimberly Guilfoyle, the betrothed of Don Junior and purveyor of low class steaks, is a Real Housewife Of Mar-a-Lago. Kim was on hand to offer a Junior-esque non stop rant, replete with red dress and cleavage, diamonds and nails. The medium is the message, right? Is it drugs or is it Memorex?
Kim went on an unhinged, Junior-style rant with the host trying to get a word in: “People who are Democrats, Independents, Libertarians – they’re all coming out in droves to say they support the president! All they have done is magnify his excellence 10x more!” pic.twitter.com/7lQ9Xuszvb
— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) August 17, 2022
Kimberly is talking to “droves” of people “begging” Trump to run, (we assume she means Trump. She did say “the president” which is Joe, and he’s already running.) Meanwhile Junior is talking to “countless” FBI agents, who tell him what the agency is doing to them is a “disgrace.”
How’s your fantasy life, friends? A rich fantasy life is important to mental health, or so I have been told. What do your imaginary friends tell you? And do you need to smoke crack or snort cocaine to see and hear them? Just asking.
Ursula, I’d forgotten all about the fabulous Trumpettes; thanks so much for the photo of the plasticene dolls, just as wonderful as ever. What a glittery scene Mar-a-Lardo must be on a Saturday night, with the Trumpettes and their fat bald hubbies partying with Don Jr and the incomparable Goldfoil lady. Sure wish I was a rich Repugnican!
So much plastic surgery has been wasted across those women.
Enough to wrap every one of Trump’s lies in cling-film.
Hey look. It’s the new years eve party at the Overlook Hotel in the Shining. All the evil spirits at one party. Well…not all.
gop is anti-democracy and believe they are above the law
Are ALL the people in Trump’s imaginary kingdom on drugs?
I believe Cohen’s explanation of Trump’s holding on to those classified documents is ACTUALLY TRUE!!
As sure as he would be tried and convicted for Treason if anything like that happened, his imaginary brain WOULD think like that, he could use those files for leverage … the possibility of his execution for Treason never would occur to him, as HE is the best, most intelligent person in La La Land …
Standing between him and complete collapse of his, “Empire”, is a GOP composed of a chaos-level, shouting-only, miss-match of geezers and young, miss-informed new comers, all headed for a gun fight at the drive-in theater … the few, level headed and wiser members are being eliminated like Ms. Cheney, an obvious money situation from any angle …
The importance of the security of the DOJ papers and witnesses cannot be underestimated, the potency of the Maga’s that are crossing many lines of threats and actions against all units of Trump’s got-you crews, is mind boggle stuff …
Hopefully, all pertinent evidence from Mar-o-golf will additively, with all Trump’s huge list of criminal actions of the recent past, will sink HIS BOAT SOON !!
That Mar-a-Lagoon swamp creature should just stick to the dick pictures she was so fond of flashing around Faux Nooz! I’m sure she could impress someone! “Stupid is as stupid does.”
‘Droves’ of people?
The sisters have taken quite a liking to you.
I don’t suppose it would help to tell them I’m not homosexual.
Neither are they. They’d have to be human first.
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