Joe Biden fell from his bike this morning, so I guess we know what Faux Spews will be covering for the rest of the Jan. 6th hearings.
Here is a detailed analysis if the accident, which was caused not by a lack of balance, but a clingy pedal…
Detailed analysis below of the Joe Biden bike crash from a self-appointed professional cycling expert pic.twitter.com/kGBKATTwFL
— Patrick Broe (@LanterneRougeYT) June 18, 2022
The good news is that he is not hurt and no middle finger salutes were seen during the incident.
Lots of takes on Twitter, as you might guess.
The people laughing at Joe Biden’s bike accident are the same people that worship a giant blob who couldn’t balance one with training wheels.
— ???? (@antifaoperative) June 18, 2022
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The most interesting thing about Joe Biden falling on his bike is that we need to hear from Clarence and Ginni Thomas in front of the Jan 6. committee.
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) June 18, 2022
Joe Biden fell off his bike in Rehoboth Beach.
Glad he’s ok.
Donald Trump can’t even ride a bike.
Or drive a car.
Or start a lawnmower.
Or tie his shoes.
Or walk down a ramp.
Or close an umbrella.
Or catch a ball.
Or read.
Or spell.
Or win.— The USA Singers (@TheUSASingers) June 18, 2022
So Biden fell off his bike, fatass couldn’t walk down a ramp…
— durrati ?? (@durrati) June 18, 2022
Of course there are lots of nasty takes, but I’ll spare ya’ll those.
I can only hope that I live to fall off a bike when I’m eighty and look that good doing it.
Last time I checked, he didn’t need TWO hands to lift a glass of water to his lips. These folks are DESPERATE for anything to distract from traitor tot’s murderous sedition. LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!
Biden needs to give up the toe guard. At 56 I can still ride a bike, I hope I can do the same when I am 79.