Another day, another Onion-esque headline. There was a time, circa 2016, that the headlines that I read not to mention the the ones that I wrote, used to blow my mind. Nowadays, I’ve been numb for so many years that the words just flow from my fingers like water. Absurdity is a given these days. Who bats an eyelash? Certainly not me.
Marjorie Taylor Greene spoke before the House today. She is mucho concerned about the pipe bomber and the fact that s/he hasn’t been caught and is still at large. Or, she’s concerned about what the January 6 Committee knows. Or maybe she can’t live with the guilt anymore. Maybe all three.
Interesting how this is the one felon at large that hampers Marge’s untroubled dreams. Also interesting: check out the hand to the left of Marge Green’s right shoulder, giving her the middle finger. This is normal folks. I’ve stopped trying to write to amuse, I merely act as a stenographer and take it all down and it’s funnier than anything I could ever invent.
Greene says we still don’t know who the pipe bomber is pic.twitter.com/SRWJFxj1zh
— Acyn (@Acyn) June 9, 2022
Here we go again.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has the same walk as the DC Pipe bomber. pic.twitter.com/qY6T6qn7z2
— budthebirdman (@budthebirdman1) June 9, 2022
And there’s this: Marge doesn’t want you to watch the hearings tonight.
Marge Greene doesn’t want people to watch the J6 hearing: “The truth about J6 is there was just a riot, and that’s it. No one planned it, no one coordinated it, and Pres Trump had nothing to do with it .. and no Member of Congress had anything to do with it.” pic.twitter.com/A0WddwY5lL
— Ron Filipkowski ?? (@RonFilipkowski) June 8, 2022
Why is Majorie T Green fighting tooth and nail to prevent disclosure of her phone records. Maybe because the pinging phone towers will place the bomber location on Jan. 5th. Video shows the bomber on a bench using a phone. There I won. Show me the money!https://t.co/RP6KcChrOQ
— RichardRick (@rjcavcctx) June 9, 2022
Very interesting development. Maybe Marge will get exactly what she’s asking for. Maybe the FBI will arrest the pipe bomber. It can’t be soon enough for us, especially if Greene is the pipe bomber.
Here’s a parting shot. If Marge has seen this video she claims to have seen, she should come forth with it. It’s news to the rest of the world.
this is a blatant lie pic.twitter.com/oM0n7zjW84
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 9, 2022
Performative jackassery, laced with lies. What a lethal combination.
There is one conclusion that you can reach here, the obvious one: Marge is almost hysterical. She really wants everybody to believe that whatever is about to come out of January 6 hearing is lies. Could it be because she’s about to get caught as the pipe bomber? If so, I cannot wait to see her reaction after being arrested. Unless I miss my guess, she’ll put Peter Navarro to shame.
Same shoes too (click pic)
Why was she at that planning meeting in December?