Manly man Pete Hegseth will appreciate this if anybody will and what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall when he sees it for the first time. He’ll want to hang the producers for treason whereas an Oscar is really more in line. To the (presently anonymous) author of this great work, mwwa, French kiss.
OMG, has Pete Hegseth seen this yet?
This is HILARIOUS!pic.twitter.com/5ETKeZtTme
— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) July 18, 2026
Now that’s a training film. It’s so spot on that I wonder if Pete will even see the comedy in it. This training film is Pete’s argument for getting rid of women in the armed forces. I wonder what his argument for getting rid of POCs will be? I’m straining to come up with a good one and beyond white supremacy I don’t see it. Here’s another kind of training film.
BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell has made a full recovery after tests revealed he was only suffering from low-T. Doctors contacted Pete Hegseth to remedy the situation and the Senator was discharged from the hospital eager to return to the Senate. pic.twitter.com/15BMr8kI2t
— 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 𝙂𝘼𝙕𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀 ™ 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@FrancisWegner) July 18, 2026
It’s all about testosterone and precious bodily fluids, remember.
The first video really is funny, but McConnell looks like he has roid rage.
AAaahh, the “precious bodily fluids” line from General Jack D. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove. And “roid rage”!
I love it!!! Keep ’em coming!!!