Y’all remember the Islamic Republic of Japan, right? It’s in close proximity to the Islamic Republic of Taiwan — at least in the map of the world that Donald Trump carries in his head and who knows what that looks like. We do know who is trying to get a peek at it, however, and those are the doctors at Walter Reed Hospital. They gave Trump yet another cognitive exam, his second in three months, and this is what Trump had to say about it on Truth Social.
Maggot Hagerman has covered me incorrectly for ten years. Her book is a joke! 90% of it is Fake News. She has made a living off her bad reporting, and will pay the price when our Multi Billion Dollar Lawsuit against The Failing New York Times gets to Court, which should not be that long. I don’t mind bad press, if they are right. I do mind Fake Reporting, like what’s in her boring book, and like she’s done for eleven years, with only one aim in mind, to have Trump lose Elections but, as I sit in the Oval Office and ponder, that hasn’t worked out too well.
Maggot is a loser! If she ever wrote the true story about me, it would actually be quite boring, but loaded with lots of SUCCESS. Also, I just finished a perfect physical at Walter Reed, I do it every six months, and I requested another Cognitive Test, the only President to do so, three times, and I aced them all — Got every question right. Few people in Washington, D.C., could do so, including Maggot and her flunky associate, Jonathan Swan. I would be willing to bet they couldn’t get 50% of the questions right. Anyway, don’t buy their book, it’s garbage!
This is the broken clock being right twice a day concept of things. Many people besides Trump are getting down on Haberman and Swan for publishing a trashy book with juicy tidbits, which most likely will end up in the remainder bin in a few months. It goes back to the original concept that you can take the Trump presidency and report on it as you have other presidencies, when in fact you can’t, because Trump broke the mold. The only way to report on Trump is with truth and the truth is brutal — and that’s what sets him off all the time.
The Dallas Morning News came up with a good metaphor back in 2016. They said reporting on Trump is like trying to put a cardboard brick through a photocopier — the machine simply was not designed to deal with such a thing. It has to break if you keep insisting on jamming it through. Ergo, the mass media was not designed to deal with a character like Trump, or an election like 2016 was. And things have only gotten worse, not better.
