As you know, Donald Trump took a fourth cognitive test recently, but what is really needed now is a psychological profile from a mental health professional. Trump’s narcissistic obsession is raging, and certainly has been this weekend. He’s upset because his “Concert” which was to be the most superlative concert ever, has gone belly up. No musician worth a damn wants to perform for this president and this administration and what it stands for. So here is what Trump proposes instead. This is a post that you need to double check for veracity because it reads like parody. But this is real.
So we’re gonna get a Trump rally. And how long will it last? Who knows, but Trump can go on for quite a while with his Catskills insult comic routine and that’s what we’re about to see. I’m sure you’re all clearing your calendar and looking to book passage to D.C.
Sweet Jesus, Trump is going into the Outer Limits of the Twilight Zone. He is getting more neurotic by the day. But look for this to be his go-to position every time he gets stood up, he’ll just go out there and do a rally himself. You want something done, do it yourself, right?
The only way Trump will be bigger than Elvis will be bigger than Eliis’s last bowel movement. He’ll be a predictably unprofessional caped act: an unpleasant and unpolished pile, rolled in an awful schmeer of fake flaky gold glitter.
Elvis bowel movement? I’ve said in the past Trump is a flaming orange human rectum. And though I don’t usually say so we all know he’s stuffed chock full of nasty, toxic shit.
Maybe he’ll wear a studded white jumpsuit over his superlative physique!
No matter how fat Elvis got in his later years, I’m sure that we can all agree that Trump is now ‘bigger than Elvis’ ever was.
This is going to be hilarious. I mean, in the laugh-to-keep-from-crying category. Trump’s hillbilly rallies were already playing to empty houses and that was when his polls were somewhat okay, before he destroyed the American economy for working-class folks. And without his $1776 slush fund, he can’t just pay people to show up. Donald’s a has-been with a tired old act, but I guess it’s all he knows.